Chapter 1:
David shall die
"Look at that omokloser" I said, glaring at the guy who thinks he's awesome. "I'm way more awesome than he'll ever be!" I decided to go up to him and challenge him to a game of omok. "OMOKLOSERDAVID!" I shouted, "OMOK NOW, I'll show you who's more awesome!"
He responded, "Alright but don't cry when you lose because I'm so awesome!"
I rolled my eyes and began the game. He tried hard but in the end, he lost. He is an omokloser after all. After kicking his ass, I told him off. "Ha-ha you can't beat me, so you're not awesome!" I spoke with superiority. He on the other hand, was just laughing and progressing to believe he's the most awesome person out there.
"Ha-ha nice game, Marin but I'm always going to be awesome!" I decided to take my broken wii from earlier and toss it at him while striking him across the face to make him realize he is not awesome at all. He is just an omokloser and will now be knocked out by my broken wii.
"OMOKLOSER! I got a gift for your 'awesomeness' "I told him while hiding the wii behind me.
"OHOHOH, A GIFT FOR ME? OMGSH THANKS! LEMME SEE! MY AWESOMENESS IS JUMPING AND SKY ROCKETING!" I wanted to laugh hard at him but held it in or else I'd blow my cover.
"David, close your eyes. It's a surprise. I'm sure you'll love it." He did as he was commanded. He closed his eyes and waited for his 'surprise.' As soon as I was ready, I hurled the wii at his head with all my strength and he was instantly knocked out. "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? SEE WHO'S AWESOME NOW? AHAHA." I chuckled hard at his un-consciousness and decided to leave him there for everyone to see his un-awesomeness.
