It is now two in the morning, and I can't fall asleep. So I'm just going to type some one-shots.

Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride. I barely own this bed that I'm typing on.

Bumps

Max's POV

"Ugh. Max, why can't you get it through your head that I was not flirting with her! She came on to me." Fang yelled at me.

"Yes Fang. She flirted with you. But that's not what set me off. What set me off is that you flirted back!" I did my best not to completely yell the last part at him, but it didn't work so well.

"So are you saying that you're jealous?"

"Of course I'm jealous Fang! That stupid slut was flirting with my boyfriend! Who happens to be you!" Is he really that dumb to not know that?

"Aw! Poor Maxie is jealous of some girl!"

"Ugh! You know what Fang? Go to Hell!" And with that, I stormed off to our bedroom in our apartment and slammed the door shut. I heard Fang sigh, and a few minutes later, he walked into the bedroom.

I felt the bed sink and then strong arms wrapped around my waist.

"I'm sorry Max. I don't know why I flirted with that whore when I have you."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Even though he couldn't see it, I was slightly grinning.

"I meant it Max. I love you. A lot. You know that," Fang told me.

"Yeah, I do. I love you too Fang. Even though you're a jerk."

"I may be a jerk, but I'm your jerk. And I will be forever."

And with that, our fight was over. I knew that it wasn't the first, and it definitely would be the last. But who has a relationship without a few bumps in the road?

*Looks at everything above* Yeah, I'm going to bed. Review please!