AU story sorta kinda not realy but there's no Micheal, Kannon.

Chapter one: Greetings

John was not in the greatest moods, this was supposed to be a vacation with only him, Teyla and, his brother now he was stuck with his ex-girlfriend from high school. He really hated it when he met up with people he knew but now it really reminded him why he hated it. You see he and Teyla have finally been going out and it has been going great until he got an invitation from his brother to go on a hiking trip and it said he could bring a friend. He wasn't going to go if it hadn't been for Teyla persuading him too, and for him to bring her with she has wanted to meet his brother. But the part he didn't know was that His brother had set him up, because Dave (his brother) did not know he was going out with anybody. So now he was stuck on a hiking trip with Teyla, Dave, and last but not least Kelley.

"John how have you been it has been a long time it is nice to see you again?" A high pitched voice sprang him from his thoughts.

"Kelley how are you?" John said not to enthusiastically while getting out of the car at the camp site. Just then Teyla got out of her side. "Oh Kelley this is Teyla, Teyla, Kelley." John said introducing them.

"Who are you?" Kelley said nastily while shaking Teyla's hand. God did John forget how rood and inconsiderate Kelley was.

"Kelley this is my girlfriend." 'Who is no longer you so back of.' John almost said out loud but decided not to. Kelley looked at him in shock for a moment then just smiled.

"Well I'll see you on the path?" Kelley said adjusting her bag. John then noticed that Kelley was wearing a skirt with a blouse and high heels. She had her hair up then John noticed were her car was parked and saw all the luggage on the ground. Four big bags filled with who now's what. Three smaller ones and Two medium sized.

"Kelley what are you doing here?" John asked crossing his arms.

"Your brother invited me." She said.

"Your not going to seriously hike in those are you?" John said looking at her cloths.

"What's wrong with my cloths?" Kelley asked.

"Well for starters you need hiking boots and second you cant take all that luggage with you…"

"I will not ware those ugly boot's and why cant I take my luggage?"

"Well those boot are to protect your feet and if you want to carry all that yourself good luck cause aint no one ells gonna help ya." John said motioning to the luggage. Kelley just gave a humph and stomped back over to her car. John looked over at Teyla who seemed to be holding back a giggle. "Alright laugh it up I had really bad taste in woman back then, but I'm pretty sure I got better?" John said wrapping his arm's around Teyla's waist.

"As am I." She said still holding back a giggle. John then claimed her lips and wiped the smirk right off her face. He then put his hand on the side of her cheek as he pulled back and pecked her on the lips one more time before popping the trunk to grab there bags. Other then Kelley, Teyla had packed light one bag. She had also worn more appropriate clothes for what they were to be doing. Teyla wore a white tang top, jean short shorts with a water bottle hooked to her belt on the hip and a knife hooked in the back of her belt. She wore hiking boots that went past her ankle but not to high, and she also wore the sunglasses that John had bought her just the day before.

John also came prepared for anything. He had a small pack similar to Teyla's but he was pretty sure that she didn't stuff a 9mill in it like he did. He wore dark blue jeans, standard issued military boots, a black button up short sleeved shirt with a white t-shirt underneath. He had a knife and water bottle in the same place Teyla had put hers. He also wore his sunglasses.

John grabbed both packs and shut the trunk, he walked over to Teyla and passed her, her pack. "Let's go head over to the picnic tables so we can check over everything and get things situated before Dave shows k?" John said Teyla nodded and they headed in that direction. He then remembered something and turned around pressing the lock button on his key's and his car's headlights flickered and he knew it was locked. He then went to catch up to Teyla. They reached the picnic table and John put his bag down on it at the same time as Teyla did. "We need to put sun lotion on first." John said as he opened his pack to get out the sunscreen lotion.

"Sun lotion?" Teyla asked not knowing what that was.

"It's a lotion you wipe on your skin to protect against the sun's harmful ray's of ultra violet light." John explained as he put a little bit on his hand. "Now, turn around." He said. She looked questioningly at him for a bit but then turned around. John rubbed his hands together then put both of them on Teyla's shoulder's and rubbed down her exposed skin slower then what was necessary and John sensed Teyla knew that but didn't say anything. So after he had it all rubbed in on her back he leaned over and laid feather like kisses on her shoulder and he could hear her gasp of pleasure and John smirked against her skin and then turned her around to put lotion on her arms, neck, and face. Then Teyla got the chance to do the exact same for him.

After they were both done rubbing lotion on each other Dave had finally showed up. John watched as his brother got out of the car and then John saw a women get out of the passenger seat. John grabbed Teyla's hand and ushered her towards Dave. When Dave saw John coming he motioned the women to come to his side. The meet Dave and John grabbed each other's hands and shook not wanting to go any further then that.

"Hey Dave how you been?" John asked.

"Well and you?" Dave asked.

"Good." Was all that John said. Then the woman next to Dave cleared her throat and Dave looked at her briefly then coughed a bit to clear his throat.

"John this is Cassie, Cassie this is John my brother and…" Dave left the rest for John to finish.

"Teyla, Teyla, Dave my brother." John said. John now feeling awkward in a since shifted on his feet to try and relieve the tension.

"Well Cassie, Dave it is nice to meet you Teyla said sticking out her hand for them to shack. 'thank god for Teyla' John thought to himself.

"And it is nice to meet you too Teyla and John." Cassie said.

"Hello are we going on a hike or we just going to keep staring at each other in awkward conversation all day?" Kelley said from the picnic Table John and Teyla used to be at.

"And that's Kelley." John said not to excitedly. Cassie raised a questioning eyebrow and John just shook his head. Dave just tried to hold back his smirk the same as Teyla.

"She is right though we should get started on the trail." Teyla said she and John then went over to pick up there packs and they all started up the trail.

TBC