The Life and Death of Gerald Freeman

Episode 1: Evil Die!

By: Zach Archer

1 day city hapy and cheerfal when peple get shot by evil.

"City under attack, and Gerald must save!" Gerald said.

Everyone run around like chiken with heads cutted off, as exploshuns rocked the town of Ravenholm.

Gerald wore whitie-tighties and shot with wepon. Wepon kick back into his stomak, making him hurt. He cry while he shoot evil.

"EVIL DIE!" He yells, killing the evil man.

The men wore holoween masks that make tham look like gas mask evil doers.

A women jumped onto Gerald and rub his harry leg.

"You so sexy saving man!" She said.

"I know, I look in mirror!" He said.

As she clang on him, he shoot evil gas mask people.

"I have brother." He said, ajusteng his whitie-tighties.

"Oh kool!" Girl said. "He hawt?"

Gerald pick wallet out of cratch and show her a pictare.

Than, evil man grab girl and threw her to ground.

Gerald jump and kick mask off, than kick into evil face. Evil fell and Gerald steal gun.

He run to girl.

She dead.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He scream.

"I avenge you!" He say.

He stand and jump into nearby bathtub. Bathtub fly threw air and backflips lots of times. It then lands at cloths shoppe. He buy suteable cloth and then fly away in bathtub.

Bathtub drop on top of evil man who dies. Gerald then drive bathtub through lejon of evil. Evil die and then old man appear in garbaje kan.

"I rase you to the town of evil!" Old man say.

"I beat you!" Gerald say too.

The old man then say "goooooooooooooooooooooo" and they off.

Gerald suddanly fly in air and backflip onto old man. Old man die.

Gerald cry and then lafs and then cry.

Then, evil attak!

Peple with turky on heads are attaking! Gerald throw dead old man body at turky heds and then shoot it till it explods! The exploshun kill all turky heads.

Gerald fly thru air in bathtub and than stoops in Ravenholm. Old god man with shootgun appear and talk.

"Jesus save us!" He say.

"Who jesus?" Gerald ask.

"He is person!" He say.

"Kool, I met him so he save?" Gerald ask.

"No, he ded!" He say.

"Why?" Gerald ask.

"Becase our sins." He say.

"DAM OUR SINS!" Gerald yell. "SINS KIL JESUS!"

Gerald was so made, he shoot jesus man in stomach.

Jesus man then attacked by turky. Turky eat head and jesus man moan.

"JESUS MAN TURN INTO EVIL TURKY!" Gerald scream and shoot evil turky.

Turky explod and Gerald went to gravyerd.

At gravyerd, he see ston that say "Pres X to sumon unicirn."

"How pres X?" Gerald say.

Then, idea! He bathtub fly to compooter room at collage. He shoot evil peple in dorm and than press X on keybord.

Suddanly, unicirn appear and it rainbows over everyting.

Gerald jump on unicirn and yell "i to save my bro Gordon Freeman befour he die from death!"

TWO B CONTINUD!