Fan Girl: …Doo doo doo doo…
The Voice: Hey, I know about your obsession for Tsukiyomi Ikuto.
Fan Girl: Doesn't everyone?
The Voice: I also know about your obsession for Sterling Knight.
Fan Girl: What? I don't like Sterling Knight. I mean, he's a cool guy and stuff, but I don't like like him.
The Voice: *sigh* Just another Hinamori Amu case.
Fan Girl: Ew. I'm not like her. She's annoying.
The Voice: First, you are indecisive about two people.
Fan Girl: I am NOT indecisive about Ikuto and Sterling. It's obvious that Ikuto will win.
The Voice: Next, you deny liking both guys.
Fan Girl: Hey! I like Ikuto and I am NOT denying about liking Sterling because I don't even like like him to begin with.
The Voice: Then, you choose a guy.
Fan Girl: Uh, I've always liked Ikuto from the moment I saw him.
The Voice: After your decision, you go about your daily life but can't help thinking about the guy you didn't choose.
Fan Girl: I am NOT thinking about Sterling right now. Shoot! You tricked me. That doesn't count.
The Voice: And back to denial…
Fan Girl: I am NOT in denial.
The Voice: Sure you aren't…
Fan Girl: I'm NOT! And I can prove it!
The Voice: Sure you can…
Fan Girl: I CAN!
The Voice: I'll be back.
Fan Girl: Okay. Wait, what? I still have to prove that you're wrong! Get back here you stupid voice!
The Voice: I'm back. Miss me?
Fan Girl: Not really. I just got to prove you wrong so you can stop bugging me.
Stranger: Hey, you sort of look like Hotori Tadase, but a girl, nya.
Fan Girl: I don't really care right now. I'm sort of busy trying to prove this voice wrong. *turns around to face stranger* You're—you're Yoru.
Yoru: What's up, nya?
Fan Girl: You're so much more uglier in person.
Yoru: Hey! That's rude! I'm telling Ikuto, nya!
Fan Girl: NO! DON'T tell Ikuto!
Yoru: Bye, nya!
Fan Girl: I hate you, voice.
The Voice: Well, it's not exactly my fault that you insulted Yoru.
Fan Girl: I was caught off guard! That was the first thing that came to my mind!
The Voice: Then, you have a really cruel mind.
Fan Girl: Ugh! Leave me alone!
The Voice: No can do. It's my job to bug people.
Fan Girl: Really?
The Voice: Naw, I was just kidding. I just do it for fun.
Fan Girl: Why you—
Stranger: Yoru says that he was insulted by some girl version of Tadase.
Fan Girl: Yoru, go away! You're so annoying! *turns around* Wait—you're not Yoru…you're Tsukiyomi Ikuto.
Ikuto: So?
Fan Girl: Oh. My. God. I love you so much! I'm your biggest fan!
Ikuto: …And I should care because…?
The Voice: She likes you and a guy named Sterling Knight so you should do your best to win her heart.
Fan Girl: Hey! Stop butting in! And how many times do I have to say that I DON'T like Sterling Knight. He's just cute, that's all. You're the only one I love, Ikuto. *bats eyes and tries to look cute*
The Voice: She's also in denial about liking Sterling.
Fan Girl: I am NOT in denial.
The Voice: *sigh* Who will she choose? The cute blond or the perverted cat?
Ikuto: Okay. You are taking this way too far.
Fan Girl: Yeah! No one can compare to Ikuto. He's too awesome!
Ikuto: Wow. That's a first. You are now my official number one fan.
Fan Girl: YAY! *starts to hyperventilate* It's such an honor! I love you, Ikuto!
Ikuto: Yeah, yeah.
The Voice: Hey, creepy girl.
Fan Girl: I'm NOT creepy.
The Voice: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Ikuto: Don't insult my number one fan. Remember, my mood changes with my tail…
The Voice: …Okay… Anyway, you still have to prove me wrong so I'm going to be back.
Fan Girl: Bringing Yoru back here isn't going to solve anything!
The Voice: *suspicious look* Who said I was bringing back Yoru?
Fan Girl: Then who are you bringing? Hello? Ugh.
Ikuto: So, who's this Sterling guy?
Fan Girl: He's an actor, but don't worry about him. It's you I care about.
The Voice: I'm back!
Fan Girl: Go away!
The Voice: But I brought someone for you!
Fan Girl: Who?
Stranger: Hey, I'm Sterling Knight.
