Fan Girl: …Doo doo doo doo…

The Voice: Hey, I know about your obsession for Tsukiyomi Ikuto.

Fan Girl: Doesn't everyone?

The Voice: I also know about your obsession for Sterling Knight.

Fan Girl: What? I don't like Sterling Knight. I mean, he's a cool guy and stuff, but I don't like like him.

The Voice: *sigh* Just another Hinamori Amu case.

Fan Girl: Ew. I'm not like her. She's annoying.

The Voice: First, you are indecisive about two people.

Fan Girl: I am NOT indecisive about Ikuto and Sterling. It's obvious that Ikuto will win.

The Voice: Next, you deny liking both guys.

Fan Girl: Hey! I like Ikuto and I am NOT denying about liking Sterling because I don't even like like him to begin with.

The Voice: Then, you choose a guy.

Fan Girl: Uh, I've always liked Ikuto from the moment I saw him.

The Voice: After your decision, you go about your daily life but can't help thinking about the guy you didn't choose.

Fan Girl: I am NOT thinking about Sterling right now. Shoot! You tricked me. That doesn't count.

The Voice: And back to denial…

Fan Girl: I am NOT in denial.

The Voice: Sure you aren't…

Fan Girl: I'm NOT! And I can prove it!

The Voice: Sure you can…

Fan Girl: I CAN!

The Voice: I'll be back.

Fan Girl: Okay. Wait, what? I still have to prove that you're wrong! Get back here you stupid voice!

The Voice: I'm back. Miss me?

Fan Girl: Not really. I just got to prove you wrong so you can stop bugging me.

Stranger: Hey, you sort of look like Hotori Tadase, but a girl, nya.

Fan Girl: I don't really care right now. I'm sort of busy trying to prove this voice wrong. *turns around to face stranger* You're—you're Yoru.

Yoru: What's up, nya?

Fan Girl: You're so much more uglier in person.

Yoru: Hey! That's rude! I'm telling Ikuto, nya!

Fan Girl: NO! DON'T tell Ikuto!

Yoru: Bye, nya!

Fan Girl: I hate you, voice.

The Voice: Well, it's not exactly my fault that you insulted Yoru.

Fan Girl: I was caught off guard! That was the first thing that came to my mind!

The Voice: Then, you have a really cruel mind.

Fan Girl: Ugh! Leave me alone!

The Voice: No can do. It's my job to bug people.

Fan Girl: Really?

The Voice: Naw, I was just kidding. I just do it for fun.

Fan Girl: Why you—

Stranger: Yoru says that he was insulted by some girl version of Tadase.

Fan Girl: Yoru, go away! You're so annoying! *turns around* Wait—you're not Yoru…you're Tsukiyomi Ikuto.

Ikuto: So?

Fan Girl: Oh. My. God. I love you so much! I'm your biggest fan!

Ikuto: …And I should care because…?

The Voice: She likes you and a guy named Sterling Knight so you should do your best to win her heart.

Fan Girl: Hey! Stop butting in! And how many times do I have to say that I DON'T like Sterling Knight. He's just cute, that's all. You're the only one I love, Ikuto. *bats eyes and tries to look cute*

The Voice: She's also in denial about liking Sterling.

Fan Girl: I am NOT in denial.

The Voice: *sigh* Who will she choose? The cute blond or the perverted cat?

Ikuto: Okay. You are taking this way too far.

Fan Girl: Yeah! No one can compare to Ikuto. He's too awesome!

Ikuto: Wow. That's a first. You are now my official number one fan.

Fan Girl: YAY! *starts to hyperventilate* It's such an honor! I love you, Ikuto!

Ikuto: Yeah, yeah.

The Voice: Hey, creepy girl.

Fan Girl: I'm NOT creepy.

The Voice: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Ikuto: Don't insult my number one fan. Remember, my mood changes with my tail…

The Voice: …Okay… Anyway, you still have to prove me wrong so I'm going to be back.

Fan Girl: Bringing Yoru back here isn't going to solve anything!

The Voice: *suspicious look* Who said I was bringing back Yoru?

Fan Girl: Then who are you bringing? Hello? Ugh.

Ikuto: So, who's this Sterling guy?

Fan Girl: He's an actor, but don't worry about him. It's you I care about.

The Voice: I'm back!

Fan Girl: Go away!

The Voice: But I brought someone for you!

Fan Girl: Who?

Stranger: Hey, I'm Sterling Knight.