Disclaimer: I do not own POM.
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Skipper: Private, I wanna see those cute eyes. Kowalski, keep your mind on the prize. Rico, we're gonna need a bigger dish…
All: Today we're gonna catch a lot of fish!
Chorus (Skipper): Cute and Cuddly boys! Keep it cool, keep it cute, like teddy bear toys. Is that clear?
All: Yes sir! Yes sir!
Skipper: Rico, keep that tail awagging. Private, cut out your slagging, Kowalski, put away your notepad.
All: Fish is the latest fad!
Chorus (Skipper: Cute and Cuddly, boys! Keep it cool, keep it cute, like teddy bear toys!
All: Yes sir! Yes sir!
Skipper: Kowalski, stop those jitters. Rico, swallow your litter. Private- more bounce in your step!
All: Yes sir, yes sir yep!
Chorus (Skipper): Cute and Cuddly boys! Keep it cool, keep it cute, like teddy bear toys!
All: Yes sir, yes sir!
Skipper: Come on give it all it takes. We don't want any phony fish cakes! Is that clear?
All: Sir yes sir!
Julian: You guys call that dancing? I will show you dancy dancing…
Skipper: We're trying
to get fish here, not cakes!
Kowalski: Skipper, did you hear that
quake?
Skipper: Cute and Cuddly boys. Keep it cool-
Julian: Keep it cute, what ever.
Skipper: I'd appreciate it if you leave forever.
Julian: Never!
Private:
Or your head we will sever!
Skipper: *looks at him weird*
Private: What? It rhymes.
Kowalski: Yes but we're running out of-
Marlene: Time! Guys, what are doing?
Skipper: Trying to get fish and keep down the booing.
Private: I'm getting hungry, Skipper.
Skipper: Keep waving that flipper!
Rico: Tired!
Skipper: Come on guys, will I have to get you wired?
Kowalski: Food…
Skipper: Not you too… Come on, the crowd just booed!
Chorus (Skipper): Cute and Cuddly boys. Keep it cool, keep it cute. Like teddy bear toys!
* No one moves *
Skipper: I give up.
Julian: And you are too be shutting up.
