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Skipper: Private, I wanna see those cute eyes. Kowalski, keep your mind on the prize. Rico, we're gonna need a bigger dish…

All: Today we're gonna catch a lot of fish!

Chorus (Skipper): Cute and Cuddly boys! Keep it cool, keep it cute, like teddy bear toys. Is that clear?

All: Yes sir! Yes sir!

Skipper: Rico, keep that tail awagging. Private, cut out your slagging, Kowalski, put away your notepad.

All: Fish is the latest fad!

Chorus (Skipper: Cute and Cuddly, boys! Keep it cool, keep it cute, like teddy bear toys!

All: Yes sir! Yes sir!

Skipper: Kowalski, stop those jitters. Rico, swallow your litter. Private- more bounce in your step!

All: Yes sir, yes sir yep!

Chorus (Skipper): Cute and Cuddly boys! Keep it cool, keep it cute, like teddy bear toys!

All: Yes sir, yes sir!

Skipper: Come on give it all it takes. We don't want any phony fish cakes! Is that clear?

All: Sir yes sir!

Julian: You guys call that dancing? I will show you dancy dancing…

Skipper: We're trying to get fish here, not cakes!
Kowalski: Skipper, did you hear that quake?

Skipper: Cute and Cuddly boys. Keep it cool-

Julian: Keep it cute, what ever.

Skipper: I'd appreciate it if you leave forever.

Julian: Never!
Private: Or your head we will sever!

Skipper: *looks at him weird*

Private: What? It rhymes.

Kowalski: Yes but we're running out of-

Marlene: Time! Guys, what are doing?

Skipper: Trying to get fish and keep down the booing.

Private: I'm getting hungry, Skipper.

Skipper: Keep waving that flipper!

Rico: Tired!

Skipper: Come on guys, will I have to get you wired?

Kowalski: Food…

Skipper: Not you too… Come on, the crowd just booed!

Chorus (Skipper): Cute and Cuddly boys. Keep it cool, keep it cute. Like teddy bear toys!

* No one moves *

Skipper: I give up.

Julian: And you are too be shutting up.