The Great Toad Sage's Legacy
Dear diary,
It's been years. I can't believe he'd just leave us like that. Mom's been working like a slave at that sake bar, and he had to leave. He used to visit often. But then he left, to go back to some place called Konoha, and train some stupid kid named Naruto. I hate my dad. And to top it off, the bastard named me "Princess"...
HIME, February 6th
Dear diary,
Today sucks as well. Dad's still gone, and mom has the flu. I've had to take up work in the rice fields on the outskirts of the village. The sun is unbearably hot, and the paddies are wet, and cold. I hate the outside. I hate nature. And the only thing keeping me motivated, is the smile on mom's face. Ugh, I'm just a 12-year old boy, for God's sake. Now, I'm having to take care of my sick mom, work 12 hour days in the fields, trudge miles of rough terrain round trip... My one pleasure is spying on girls in the hot spring in town. The girls here are all depressingly large-chested, though, and I hate seeing them jiggle around everywhere. Why can't there be a single small-chested girl in this stupid town. At least I know now why dad ever came here in the first place, the damned pervert.
HIME, February 13th
Dear diary,
Crapcrapcrapcrap. I got caught! I was coming home from work today, and I decided to linger a little behind the walls of the girls' bath house. I had found the PERFECT little hole, where I could see the entirety of the bathing area. I was using the one jutsu dad taught me how to use, his dumb Transparent Escape Technique. I was invisible, and there was NO WAY I could have been caught. I but then I had to go and sneeze, probably from the blood dripping out of my nose. The security guards around the corner heard me, and my surprise at being caught made my jutsu fall, and I had to make a break for it. Stupid guards. We ran around the town maybe 5 times, before I finally lost them. I was a little winded when I got home, but mom was too sick to ask me anything or be too suspicious... Stupid dad. You made the technique, and you were supposed to be the greatest ninja ever! What happened? Damn bastard, he still hasn't come back to visit...
HIME, February 15th
