"There we go, that's it. Drink it all up."

A snicker followed those words that sent a shiver up my spine. I groaned; my head was killing me, and what the hell was this shit that was being drained down my throat? I sat straight up and started coughing.

"What the HELL is this SHIT?" I spat, rubbing my eyes to clear my hazy vision.

"Oh nothing much, just uh..some medicine..to..uh..help..you."

I looked up at the person force feeding me the 'medicine' and my expression filled with suspicion.

"Yeah, sure, medicine. Gimme the damn flask Hidan i can drink it myself thank YOU very much!"

I stated, snatching the flask from his hands. I took a drink, and spat it out.

"This shit tastes like really really bad..sake."

I glared at the immortal.

"This is sake. Isn't it."

Hidan went silent, his facial expression pretty much spelling, 'Oh shit' across his forehead. It was all I needed.

"YOU FUCKING PERVERT! I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!"

I leapt from the bed and regretted doing so as my head started pounding. I whined, waiting for the feeling to subside, then started after Hidan, cussing and throwing out more threats.

"Wait a sec, you're gay!"

"I'm bi, bitch!"

"Boy, I swear when I get my hands on you, by the time I'm finished with your sorry ass, your head will be in the freezer and the little tiny pieces of your body will be scattered across the backyard!"

Hidan laughed. "Good luck with THAT you crazy asshole!"

I smirked. Bad move on his part. I whipped out a kunai and was about to tackle the dumb bastard when a loud scream, followed by a crash stopped us both dead in our tracks. Looking towards the sound we were silent as Kisame streaked by, Akiko following in hot pursuit with..a spork.

"GET BACK HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY! I JUST WANNA TURN YOU INTO SUSHI!"

"Well. I take it Akiko's up and moving this morning. And hungry."

Hidan laughed nervously, nodding.

Ok, FREEZE-FRAME!

Hey. How's it going. Name's Hanshin, Kagami. 5'6, weight is none of your business, long golden blonde hair, blue eyes. I'll be honest, I'm a full fledged Naru-Tard, and damn proud of it. I'm saving my money up for a cosplay outfit, I have tons of posters, I've seen every episode of Naruto, and I'm working on Shippuden. I'm even madly in love with one of the show's awesomest characters: Uchiha Sauske! HAHA! Yeah right, as if, gag me with a flaming SPORK. Actually, I've fallen for the Uchiha legacy, Uchiha Itachi. Gotta love that guy. Born on June 9th, zodiac sign is a Gemini, and I know almost everything about him. Who knew a single person could contian that much sexy. Insert dreamy fangirl sigh here. Anyway, my bestie, Akiko is also a proud Naru-Tard. 5'4 & 1/2, long, dirty blonde hair, and light brown eyes. We are like two peas in a pod, and such good friends that we're almost like twins! We even have the creepy twin telepathy thing going on, and always have those 'thinking the same thing and saying it out loud simultaniously' moments. We pick on each other constantly, and remind ourselves of Deidara and Tobi. Ah good times.

How we got into this particular predicament, I'm still not too entirely sure about. Perhaps I should start from the begining...

(I'll try to have the first chapter up ASAP!)