The Randomness of Kingdom Hearts

(Running for president)

Agent: Okay, you have 10 minutes to do your speech.

Axel: Okay. I am running for president-

Guy: We know.

Axel: Who are you?

Guy: I don't know.

Axel: Well, anyway, as elected president, I'll make a dead zone to suck you all in!

Guy: *cough cough*

Axel: Don't you get it? It's a joke!

Guy: Ohhh, it's a joke. Yeah, not funny.

Axel: Would you go away!

Guy: No.

Axel: Anyways, as I-

Guy: I said no.

Axel: WOULD YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

Guy: No.

Axel: Anyway, as me, the mighty-

Guy: No.

Axel: AAHH *screams* I SAID SHUTUP! *babbles*

Guy: What did you say?

Axel: Anyway, I Axel is running for president, and here is what I intend to do if you elect me-

Guy: We won't.

Axel: WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL THE GUY.

Guy: Why don't you do it?

Axel: Fine, I will. AXEL BLAST! He didn't give me any shows, I hate to improvise

Guy: You suck at improvising.

Axel: How are you not dead?

Guy: I don't know.

Agent: Instead of sounding like you have something going on, why not ask them a question.

Axel: Good idea, Bob.

Agent: My name's not Bob.

Axel: I don't know. I'll get you back on that one.

Axel: MY GOD I'M SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF STUPID PEOPLE!

Guy: So you're calling us stupid?

Axel: WELL I'M CALLING YOU STUPID!

Guy: I'm not voting for you anymore…

Axel: You weren't going to anyway.

Guy: How do you know?

Axel: Grrr! Well, anyways, does anybody but him have any questions?

Guy: No.

Axel: *barks like a dog*

Guy: You sound like my dog.

Axel: Forget your dog!

Guy: No.

Axel: Well, then forget-

Agent: Axel, your two minutes are up.

Axel: WHAT? NOOOO!

Agent: Yeaah!

Axel: NOOO! I guess the only good thing that there is no chance that Obama will become president.

Two years later…

News announcer: And it looks like President Obama has become president of the United States!

Axel: NOOOO!