The Randomness of Kingdom Hearts
(Running for president)
Agent: Okay, you have 10 minutes to do your speech.
Axel: Okay. I am running for president-
Guy: We know.
Axel: Who are you?
Guy: I don't know.
Axel: Well, anyway, as elected president, I'll make a dead zone to suck you all in!
Guy: *cough cough*
Axel: Don't you get it? It's a joke!
Guy: Ohhh, it's a joke. Yeah, not funny.
Axel: Would you go away!
Guy: No.
Axel: Anyways, as I-
Guy: I said no.
Axel: WOULD YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME!
Guy: No.
Axel: Anyway, as me, the mighty-
Guy: No.
Axel: AAHH *screams* I SAID SHUTUP! *babbles*
Guy: What did you say?
Axel: Anyway, I Axel is running for president, and here is what I intend to do if you elect me-
Guy: We won't.
Axel: WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL THE GUY.
Guy: Why don't you do it?
Axel: Fine, I will. AXEL BLAST! He didn't give me any shows, I hate to improvise
Guy: You suck at improvising.
Axel: How are you not dead?
Guy: I don't know.
Agent: Instead of sounding like you have something going on, why not ask them a question.
Axel: Good idea, Bob.
Agent: My name's not Bob.
Axel: I don't know. I'll get you back on that one.
Axel: MY GOD I'M SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF STUPID PEOPLE!
Guy: So you're calling us stupid?
Axel: WELL I'M CALLING YOU STUPID!
Guy: I'm not voting for you anymore…
Axel: You weren't going to anyway.
Guy: How do you know?
Axel: Grrr! Well, anyways, does anybody but him have any questions?
Guy: No.
Axel: *barks like a dog*
Guy: You sound like my dog.
Axel: Forget your dog!
Guy: No.
Axel: Well, then forget-
Agent: Axel, your two minutes are up.
Axel: WHAT? NOOOO!
Agent: Yeaah!
Axel: NOOO! I guess the only good thing that there is no chance that Obama will become president.
Two years later…
News announcer: And it looks like President Obama has become president of the United States!
Axel: NOOOO!
