He couldn't stand it anymore! He hadn't had coffee in 9 MONTHS! He was going crazy! He needed coffee. NOW! Ummm... THINK! What do you need to make coffee? Fire! That was it! He needed fire! But how do you get fire? He looked around the room for anything that could create fire. Then he saw it. His nightstand. He ran over to it and turned it over, then broke two of the legs off. He sat down and started rubbing them together really quickly.

5 minutes later...

So...tired! He was sweating and breathing heavily. This was alot more hard work than he had anticipated! He dropped the legs of the nightstand and slumped over on the floor. He stared up at the ceiling, but didn't see it. All he saw was coffee...beautiful...wonderful...amazing...coffee.

Halt and Gilan were sitting in the living room when they heard a weird noise in Halt's room. They looked at each other, them shrugged and went to go see what Will was doing. He unlocked the door and went in. The first thing they saw was the nightstand, which was tipped over in its side and missing two legs. The second thing they saw was Will. Will was laying on the floor, the two legs from the nightstand on the floor by his legs.

"Will! Wha-"

"I NEED COFFEE! RIGHT NOW!" Will yelled, jumping up from the floor.

They jumped back, not expecting him to do that.

"Will! What were you doing?!"

"I LIVED WITHOUT COFFEE FOR NINE MONTHS! IF I DON'T GET ANY IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES I'M GOING TO DIE!"

Halt and Gilan looked at him like he was crazy and didn't know what to say. Will shoved them out of the way and ran into the living room. He saw their two coffee cups sitting on the table and ran to them.

"Ummm, Will that's not-"

He picked the first one up and started chugging it. He got about halfway through it before he realized it wasn't coffee. He spit it out and slammed the cup down on the table.

"WHAT MONSTROSITY IS THIS?!" He shouted angrily.

Halt and Gilan burst out laughing and fell on the floor.

About 10 minutes later...

They had finally stopped laughing and sat up. Will was still giving them a death glare.

They both made their expressions completely serious, then said, "It was Nesquik."


A/N: Before you guys ask, no, this didn't really happen in The Assassin. That story is soo angsty though and I needed something funny! TELL me what you think! RIGHT NOW! Before I replace your coffee with Nesquik...