Hey Guys!!! I want to appologize if there are too many mistakes in grammar and so on, but I am too lazy to look everything up. I wanted to write a FanFiction in english so that more people are able to understand… well… just please go on and read and enjoy and review and… yeah xD

Disclaimer: Don´t own .

Commercial Disaster

One afternoon, the blond pyro and his red-headed partner sat alone in their shared room. It was awfully boring and suprisingly quiet in the Akatsuki hide-out.

"Danna … I´m bored… un!" Deidara huffed [is that english? XD and sat straight up on his comfy bed. Sasori cringed at his nickname and looked in the one visible blue-grayish eye of his blond partner."Really? … Why?" He asked in his monotone voice.

Deidara raised an eyebrow."It´s too quiet, un…it´s boring… why won´t Sir Leader give us some missions lately?" Sasori sighed. "Why don´t you go and ask Sir Leader yourself? … Well I think the reason is that it´s not the right time to hunt the Bijou or the Jinchuuriki…"

Deidara pouted. "Danna, un." "Hm?" "Why don´t we do something fun?" "Fun?"

"Yeah!Fun,un! … Er… you know, fun is when-" "I know what fun is Deidara!" "Oh… ok…"

Silence…

"Danna? Why don´t we do some commercial parodys?" "Commercial…. Parodys?" "Yeah, like… Herbal Essences,un!" Sasori looked a bit puzzled. The blond stood up and went in the middle of the room.Then he lifted his hands above his head to pretend he was washin his hair.He moaned and Sasori twitched.

Deidara had a big grin plastered on his face when he sat down next to his Danna again.

"Ooooh… Danna…" The puppeteer sighed and ruffled his partners golden hair. "Well,that was peverted!" "No it was not!It was from the Erbal Essences commercial Danna,un!" "Ok…" The red-head looked thoughtful at the wall and Deidara was already getting bored again. A few minutes passed until Sasori suddenly jumped up.

He raised his arms and let his head fall forward. In the background began music to play [don´t ask how,it´s just like that xD Deidara waited cofused but soon regonized the music as the Pinocchio song from Disney.

Sasori started to dance like someone was pulling string that were attached to his body.He could see his partner grin widely.

When the music ended and Sasori again sat down on his own bed, Deidara began to giggle hysterically.

Then the door opened and Itachi entered their room."Heard about knocking before you enter someone elses room?" Deidara asked annoyed. The Uchiha just looked like always… uninterested."Sir Leader wants to see you two." Sasori nodded.Itachi took that as a sign to leave and left the other two S-ranked criminals alone in their room again.

"Danna…?" "Hm?" "We have to repeat that some time,un!" Sasori hmmed´ in response and they too left their room.

Ah well… I think it´s a OneShot because I´m too lazy and lack the english language xD

Please comment,I would be very happy - Kisuna