A/N:
Hideki: Hey! ^-^ This is Hideki speakin'! Okay, I've...written fanfics before, but haven't really posted 'em. Seriously, when I get reviews, they're from my friends, but they SERIOUSLY dunno anime like the way we do. O_o; So yeah...and that results to... "It's good! But who's Inuyasha?" "Hey, girl, it's awesome! You should bring it to English class! But who is this...character...who has spiky hair...?" "It's all good, but what's with this dude's name?"
And so on and so forth! So technically, everyone, I haven't really met anyone who reads fanfics yet. u.u
Ah, and before my friend gets cranky (which I bet she already is), I'll introduce her! Everyone, this is my lil' friend, Shino! ^-^
Shino: Who you calling LITTLE?! -= glares =-
Hideki: Oh, it's not by means of age or...or height or...my thought of you, Shino, but "little friend" coming from ME, means that we're not exactly THAT close yet. By 'not that close yet' it means that we aren't SISTERLY close, y'know?
Shino: -= blinks and smirks =- 'Deki, you babble too much. XD
Hideki: Oh shush. -.-
Shino: -= taps her foot =- when're we gonna staaaaaaaaaaaaaart again, 'Deki?
Hideki: -= turns to Shino =- Oh, jus' be patient! -= turns back to the readers =- So anyway! Shino, my friend, shall be doin' the "dirty work" which isn't REALLY "dirty," but you get it doncha? Alrighty then!
Yeah, so anyways, I truly love this show. And the manga too! I love Rumiko Takahashi. She's awesome! So anyways, here's the story. I don't want to be boring you guys with the Author's Note, which is technically a big ramble thingy for me. u.u;
On With The Story! ^-^
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and co., Rumiko Takahashi does. -= grumbles, "Lucky woman." =- I only own.this computer, my room, several clothes, and 2 dollars. o_o;
Shino: Oh, and don't forget your bras, panties, and that Stephen King book you jus' started! ^-^
Hideki: Shino...!!!
Shino: Hey, don't blame me! You were listing out the things that you didn't have, and I was only helping you! -= laughs nervously =- ^-^;;;
Hideki: -_-;
Horrors of an Inuyasha Fanfic
By Hidekiness
Hideki: Lil' reminder or what the um...some things are in this fic...o_o;
[...] = lil' behind-screen dialogue things...^-^;
"..." = Um...you know what that is, right? o.O? If ya don't, ask someone else, cuz I forgot whacha call 'em.
'...' = thoughts! ^-^
-~-~0= Sengoku Jidai, =0-~-~-
Around Noon, or a bit afterwards. -~-~0= =0-~-~-
It was a beautiful day. The sun was out, the birds were chirping, children were playing happily on the grass or with other children, and lovers were...well...having some...personal time! Anyway, this day was the kind of day you would choose to go outside and have fun. The kind of day that makes you think that all is right in the world, and there is world peace. The kind of day that makes you think that evil stuff isn't planned, or going on. Oh ho! Think again! In a village somewhere on the west of the Bone Eater's Well, a plan is being planned by six incredibly mischievous-
[ Hideki: Alright. WHY isn't the "camera" viewing to THAT VILLAGE?!
Shino: -= looks up from her sketch =- Heh? What's the fire?
Hideki: SHINO, you're not paying attention to the FIC.
Shino: I'm not? -= blinks =- Ferreal? o_O"
Hideki: Yes, honey -= points to the paragraph =-
Shino: Oh. Crap... Sorry! ^-^; -= veers the camera over to the village =-
Hideki: Better! -= grins =-]
-people who are, what most people would probably call, comical. Anyway, these six people consist of five demons and a quarter human demon person.
-~-
Inside The Hut In Which Those People Are In
-~-
"Alright then! We'll go with Mai's plan!" exclaimed a hyper girl with long pink hair and weird looking yellow eyes.
"Yay!" clapped the supposed Mai, who had blonde hair and brown eyes.
"Um...Mai? Kimiko?" asked a guy with short blue hair and familiar-looking blue eyes.
"Yeah, Shun?" asked Kimiko and Mai at the same time.
"Well...sorry to bust your bubble, but the rest of the group thinks we should...think this decision over..." said Shun looking down.
Kimiko's smile faltered, and Mai just blinked and shrugged. Kimiko's mouth twitched and glared at Shun. "Shun?! How can you SAY that?! That was THE BEST PLAN SO FAR!!!" Shun scratched the back of his head all anime-ish and stuff, and smiled nervously. "Well...we just thought maybe we should twist it around a bit..." Kimiko blinked and her glare went away. She put a finger to her chin and put a thoughtful face on. "Yeah...we can do that...yeah..."
Shun smiled. "'Course we can, Kimi."
Kimiko took out a mallet-looking weapon and slammed it on the top of Shun's head and said, "Well why didn't you just SAY SO, YOU BIG IDIOT!! I mean...it's not like it's gonna hurt Mai's and mine's ego!!!"
Shun patted the lump on the top of his head and sighed. "Ehm...you never told us that, Kimi. That you didn't."
Kimiko scowled at Shun and sat back down in her seat.
Mai blinked and sighed. "Guys, this is going NOWHERE. I mean, to tell the truth, I don't even remember who or what we're doing this for now. We've been wasting too much time, and now I can't even remember."
"Perhaps. But we can't just GIVE UP, you know," a brainy looking girl with green hair put up in two buns spoke up. "We might as well give up our lives if we give up that easy. You know how Boss is."
"Maru's right, everyone," said a girl with a pretty tight-looking kimono with purple hair tied back in two low ponytails. "We shouldn't be wasting time."
"Well, ya know what, then?" said a guy with spiky brown hair and a muscled body. "We should FIRST find out who or what we're planning for. We all know that these two people's relationship is in 'crisis' because of a dead girl, and that if they don't get together, something bad might happen in the future. Some crazy shit, ya know?"
"Yeah, so anyway!" interrupted Kimiko. "Let's forget about sounding so damn serious, alright? And talk BUSINESS!"
Shun scoffed. "And how can we do that if we don't know WHO or WHAT we're supposed to do this for?"
"Maybe I know what it is..." murmured the girl with the tight-looking kimono.
Everyone turned to her and said in unison, "YOU DO?! KYOKO, TELL US!"
Kyoko smiled and said, "well, I remember Boss telling us that its supposed to be this hanyou who has some kind of 'royal' blood or something, and this reincarnation of a priestess who also has priestess powers. And, also help nudge up this monk and this demon exterminator's relationship too."
The guy with the spiky brown hair grinned. "That's my girl right there, everyone. Kimiko is MY GIRL." He patted Kyoko on the back and kissed her cheek.
Kyoko blushed and said, "Um...Akuma...I'm Kyoko, not Kimiko." She looked over to the side sweatdropping.
Akuma blinked. "For real?"
Kyoko nodded, going red and looking down. Kimiko giggled, and whapped Akuma on the side of his head with her mallet-weapon thing. Akuma's head slammed on the table and grumbled a "sorry." He sat up and again, as if nothing had happened. He grinned, yet again, but before saying anything, he sent Kimiko a short glare, and which she smirked back at, and said "Ah, sorry for that, Kyoko. Bit drunk, ya know?"
Kyoko nodded again. "Yeah...you just drank 3 bottles of...sake...right?"
Mai cleared her throat, interrupting their 'sweet' conversation. "Guys, veering off topic here...?"
Kyoko went red and nodded, looking away. Akuma grinned once again, showing his white teeth, and ONE yellow tooth. Mai shook her head, as did the others.
"So anyway...maybe we should..." said Maru. "Befriend them...? And then, well...yeah...?"
Kimiko smiled. "Pretty good, but not good enough to make Kimiko think it's PERFECT!"
Maru slammed her head on the table infront of her. "God, this is no use..."
And indeed it wasn't. The group went into their little icebreaker session in which they go through a long lapse of silence. In their subconscious, they are SOMEHOW forming a plan. This is usually how it is, but most of the time, it's a whole thing with them eating something. But today, it's the whole just-frickin-sigh-and-not-another-frickin-word-for-the-next-two-or-so- damn-hours thing.
Shun sighed and read his book, while Akuma started staring at a Kyoko who was dozing off. Maru started thinking of a plan, while Kimiko was polishing her still unnamed mallet-weapon. It went on like this for two hours, until a Kimiko slammed her fist on the table and cried, "I GOT IT!!!"
"Got what?" asked a still-kind-of-sleepy Kyoko. Everyone else looked at Kimiko.
"The plan, duh!" said Kimiko sort-of cockily.
"Ohh." Kyoko nodded, resting her chin on her hand, her look the face of a woman who just woke up, and has to listen to someone rant for hours. In other words, her face was the look you'd have when you're extremely bored. "Go on..."
"Well...it goes on like this, we get Inuyasha, I actually remembered his name, so anyway, we get him and then we g-" started Kimiko, but was interrupted by a large, and loud...
BOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Screams such as this, came afterwards:
"GAK!"
"MOMMY!"
"INUYASHAAAAAA!!!!"
"HOLY MOTHER--!!!"
"DAMN YOU, AKUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS, MOMMY?!"
[ Shino: -= unzooms the camera from the bombed spot of this place and veers it over to wherever the next 'location' is]
-~-
With Inuyasha, Kagome, and the rest of the gang.
-~-
Inuyasha's ear twitched, and he looked back. He SWORE he heard someone say- no, SCREAMED- his name. He had stopped in his tracks, and was looking west, and the rest of the gang had walked infront of him, which he kind of missed. He was still wondering, and was standing there, staring at nothing, and looking pretty damn stupid. Which kinda caused Kagome to walk toward him and ask him why he stopped. "Well, I thought I heard someone scream my name...it sounded kinda faint, though, Kagome, so I can't really tell," he said to her, giving the path behind him a few glances now and then. Kagome blinked. "Ah, maybe it's just your imagination, Inuyasha, and anyway," she smiled, "we better hurry up, or else we're not going to get to the village by tonight." Inuyasha nodded and walked ahead, Kagome following suit.
Infront of them, Miroku and Sango were having their OWN conversation. "Wonder why Inuyasha stopped like that..." murmured Sango. Miroku smiled his lecherous smile. "Oh, it's probably nothing Lady Sango, but wow...your boobs sure look bigger and rounder..." He grabbed Sango's boob, grinning stupidly. Sango, who went red, and not noticing the grope earlier, just noticed the last statement and the grope and whacked Miroku senseless with Hiraikotsu. "YOU DAMN PERVERT!!!!!" After a few more dozen more whacks, she stomped off with a "Hmph" and left a Miroku that was still grinning stupidly. Shippo was walking along following Sango, but stopped when he was passing Miroku and shook his head. "You should stop that, Miroku. Sango won't fall for you if you keep doing that, you know." After saying that, he started walking off, following Sango's lead.
In the background, Inuyasha and Kagome watched this normal, day-to- day hitting session between Sango and Miroku. It wasn't unusual. After all, everyone knew that monk had an attraction to the pretty demon hunter. Walking along the path, they passed the beaten monk on the ground, who was silently muttering, "help...me..."
Inuyasha smirked. "Looks like the monk's head finally cracked. I kinda thought his skull was pretty fucking thick for a damn monk."
Kagome gave Inuyasha a look. "Inuyasha, don't curse too much."
Inuyasha shrugged and walked on, Kagome beside him, and Miroku wobbling behind them.
-~-~-0-
With Shun, Kimiko, Mura, Mai, Akuma, and Kyoko
-~-~-0-
Kyoko blinked and opened her eyes slowly. She sat up, and looked around. 'Oh God...' she thought, 'this whole place is a MESS.' Half of the little hut they were residing in was already blasted off, almost as if it was ripped apart, and the group was either under something, on something, or both. She stood up and walked over to an unconscious Mai who was stuck under a pretty large chunk of wood. She crouched down, and found a stick. She picked it up and whispered "Hey, Mai...?" She poked her with the stick. "Mai...?" she poked her again, and at last, Mai opened her eyes and croaked out a "Wha...?"
"Mai...what happened to the place?" Kyoko whispered, picking that chunk of wood off of Mai. Mai closed her eyes again and said, "Oh...that, I do not know...perhaps it was one of that toad's bombs again..." Kyoko blinked and sat down on the floor. "But this bomb was pretty big..." Mai opened one eye and shrugged a bit. "Probably improved, I guess..." Kyoko blinked, and nodded. She stood up, deciding to leave Mai alone, and walked over to help Kimiko out, who was above a piece of the once-whole square table, and under some small debris. She was about to help her out when a voice came and surprised her...
"Kyoko...I have come for you..."
-~-~-~-=0=-~-~-~-
Hideki: ALRIGHT! So how'd you guys like it? I dunno if it was good or awful...
Shino: Oh, you know it wasn't all that good or bad, 'Deki! ^-^
Hideki: Shino. -= shakes her head and turns back to the readers =- ANYWAYS! So, tell me what you think, alright?! You have to, or else I'm not gonna continue this! Because, you know, criticism is always good for an author! So just please review! ^-^
Shino: And, if you flame...well, why ARE you gonna flame anyway? o_o; I mean, if you're not a KagInu fan or a MirSan person or both, or the kind of person who twitches at the sight of those words, then WHY THE HELL are you reading this?! I mean, HULLO, not your kind of fiction!!
Hideki: S-shino...please...o.o; you're freaking me out...you are...
Shino: -= scratches the back of her head the way Kenshin does from RK =- Ah, sorry, Hideki! ^-^;
Hideki: It's alright, I guess... -= turns back to the readers with a sweatdrop =- Yeah, so anyways! PLEASE review! I can't stand not being criticized! I dunno, it's probably cuz I want to know whether the readers like it or not! ^-^; So anways, it's 4 in the morning, I'm sleepy, so... See ya later in the next chap!!!!! -= wavels and runs off =-
Shino: REVIEW NOW!!! ^_^ -= chases after Hideki =-
Hideki: Hey! ^-^ This is Hideki speakin'! Okay, I've...written fanfics before, but haven't really posted 'em. Seriously, when I get reviews, they're from my friends, but they SERIOUSLY dunno anime like the way we do. O_o; So yeah...and that results to... "It's good! But who's Inuyasha?" "Hey, girl, it's awesome! You should bring it to English class! But who is this...character...who has spiky hair...?" "It's all good, but what's with this dude's name?"
And so on and so forth! So technically, everyone, I haven't really met anyone who reads fanfics yet. u.u
Ah, and before my friend gets cranky (which I bet she already is), I'll introduce her! Everyone, this is my lil' friend, Shino! ^-^
Shino: Who you calling LITTLE?! -= glares =-
Hideki: Oh, it's not by means of age or...or height or...my thought of you, Shino, but "little friend" coming from ME, means that we're not exactly THAT close yet. By 'not that close yet' it means that we aren't SISTERLY close, y'know?
Shino: -= blinks and smirks =- 'Deki, you babble too much. XD
Hideki: Oh shush. -.-
Shino: -= taps her foot =- when're we gonna staaaaaaaaaaaaaart again, 'Deki?
Hideki: -= turns to Shino =- Oh, jus' be patient! -= turns back to the readers =- So anyway! Shino, my friend, shall be doin' the "dirty work" which isn't REALLY "dirty," but you get it doncha? Alrighty then!
Yeah, so anyways, I truly love this show. And the manga too! I love Rumiko Takahashi. She's awesome! So anyways, here's the story. I don't want to be boring you guys with the Author's Note, which is technically a big ramble thingy for me. u.u;
On With The Story! ^-^
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and co., Rumiko Takahashi does. -= grumbles, "Lucky woman." =- I only own.this computer, my room, several clothes, and 2 dollars. o_o;
Shino: Oh, and don't forget your bras, panties, and that Stephen King book you jus' started! ^-^
Hideki: Shino...!!!
Shino: Hey, don't blame me! You were listing out the things that you didn't have, and I was only helping you! -= laughs nervously =- ^-^;;;
Hideki: -_-;
Horrors of an Inuyasha Fanfic
By Hidekiness
Hideki: Lil' reminder or what the um...some things are in this fic...o_o;
[...] = lil' behind-screen dialogue things...^-^;
"..." = Um...you know what that is, right? o.O? If ya don't, ask someone else, cuz I forgot whacha call 'em.
'...' = thoughts! ^-^
-~-~0= Sengoku Jidai, =0-~-~-
Around Noon, or a bit afterwards. -~-~0= =0-~-~-
It was a beautiful day. The sun was out, the birds were chirping, children were playing happily on the grass or with other children, and lovers were...well...having some...personal time! Anyway, this day was the kind of day you would choose to go outside and have fun. The kind of day that makes you think that all is right in the world, and there is world peace. The kind of day that makes you think that evil stuff isn't planned, or going on. Oh ho! Think again! In a village somewhere on the west of the Bone Eater's Well, a plan is being planned by six incredibly mischievous-
[ Hideki: Alright. WHY isn't the "camera" viewing to THAT VILLAGE?!
Shino: -= looks up from her sketch =- Heh? What's the fire?
Hideki: SHINO, you're not paying attention to the FIC.
Shino: I'm not? -= blinks =- Ferreal? o_O"
Hideki: Yes, honey -= points to the paragraph =-
Shino: Oh. Crap... Sorry! ^-^; -= veers the camera over to the village =-
Hideki: Better! -= grins =-]
-people who are, what most people would probably call, comical. Anyway, these six people consist of five demons and a quarter human demon person.
-~-
Inside The Hut In Which Those People Are In
-~-
"Alright then! We'll go with Mai's plan!" exclaimed a hyper girl with long pink hair and weird looking yellow eyes.
"Yay!" clapped the supposed Mai, who had blonde hair and brown eyes.
"Um...Mai? Kimiko?" asked a guy with short blue hair and familiar-looking blue eyes.
"Yeah, Shun?" asked Kimiko and Mai at the same time.
"Well...sorry to bust your bubble, but the rest of the group thinks we should...think this decision over..." said Shun looking down.
Kimiko's smile faltered, and Mai just blinked and shrugged. Kimiko's mouth twitched and glared at Shun. "Shun?! How can you SAY that?! That was THE BEST PLAN SO FAR!!!" Shun scratched the back of his head all anime-ish and stuff, and smiled nervously. "Well...we just thought maybe we should twist it around a bit..." Kimiko blinked and her glare went away. She put a finger to her chin and put a thoughtful face on. "Yeah...we can do that...yeah..."
Shun smiled. "'Course we can, Kimi."
Kimiko took out a mallet-looking weapon and slammed it on the top of Shun's head and said, "Well why didn't you just SAY SO, YOU BIG IDIOT!! I mean...it's not like it's gonna hurt Mai's and mine's ego!!!"
Shun patted the lump on the top of his head and sighed. "Ehm...you never told us that, Kimi. That you didn't."
Kimiko scowled at Shun and sat back down in her seat.
Mai blinked and sighed. "Guys, this is going NOWHERE. I mean, to tell the truth, I don't even remember who or what we're doing this for now. We've been wasting too much time, and now I can't even remember."
"Perhaps. But we can't just GIVE UP, you know," a brainy looking girl with green hair put up in two buns spoke up. "We might as well give up our lives if we give up that easy. You know how Boss is."
"Maru's right, everyone," said a girl with a pretty tight-looking kimono with purple hair tied back in two low ponytails. "We shouldn't be wasting time."
"Well, ya know what, then?" said a guy with spiky brown hair and a muscled body. "We should FIRST find out who or what we're planning for. We all know that these two people's relationship is in 'crisis' because of a dead girl, and that if they don't get together, something bad might happen in the future. Some crazy shit, ya know?"
"Yeah, so anyway!" interrupted Kimiko. "Let's forget about sounding so damn serious, alright? And talk BUSINESS!"
Shun scoffed. "And how can we do that if we don't know WHO or WHAT we're supposed to do this for?"
"Maybe I know what it is..." murmured the girl with the tight-looking kimono.
Everyone turned to her and said in unison, "YOU DO?! KYOKO, TELL US!"
Kyoko smiled and said, "well, I remember Boss telling us that its supposed to be this hanyou who has some kind of 'royal' blood or something, and this reincarnation of a priestess who also has priestess powers. And, also help nudge up this monk and this demon exterminator's relationship too."
The guy with the spiky brown hair grinned. "That's my girl right there, everyone. Kimiko is MY GIRL." He patted Kyoko on the back and kissed her cheek.
Kyoko blushed and said, "Um...Akuma...I'm Kyoko, not Kimiko." She looked over to the side sweatdropping.
Akuma blinked. "For real?"
Kyoko nodded, going red and looking down. Kimiko giggled, and whapped Akuma on the side of his head with her mallet-weapon thing. Akuma's head slammed on the table and grumbled a "sorry." He sat up and again, as if nothing had happened. He grinned, yet again, but before saying anything, he sent Kimiko a short glare, and which she smirked back at, and said "Ah, sorry for that, Kyoko. Bit drunk, ya know?"
Kyoko nodded again. "Yeah...you just drank 3 bottles of...sake...right?"
Mai cleared her throat, interrupting their 'sweet' conversation. "Guys, veering off topic here...?"
Kyoko went red and nodded, looking away. Akuma grinned once again, showing his white teeth, and ONE yellow tooth. Mai shook her head, as did the others.
"So anyway...maybe we should..." said Maru. "Befriend them...? And then, well...yeah...?"
Kimiko smiled. "Pretty good, but not good enough to make Kimiko think it's PERFECT!"
Maru slammed her head on the table infront of her. "God, this is no use..."
And indeed it wasn't. The group went into their little icebreaker session in which they go through a long lapse of silence. In their subconscious, they are SOMEHOW forming a plan. This is usually how it is, but most of the time, it's a whole thing with them eating something. But today, it's the whole just-frickin-sigh-and-not-another-frickin-word-for-the-next-two-or-so- damn-hours thing.
Shun sighed and read his book, while Akuma started staring at a Kyoko who was dozing off. Maru started thinking of a plan, while Kimiko was polishing her still unnamed mallet-weapon. It went on like this for two hours, until a Kimiko slammed her fist on the table and cried, "I GOT IT!!!"
"Got what?" asked a still-kind-of-sleepy Kyoko. Everyone else looked at Kimiko.
"The plan, duh!" said Kimiko sort-of cockily.
"Ohh." Kyoko nodded, resting her chin on her hand, her look the face of a woman who just woke up, and has to listen to someone rant for hours. In other words, her face was the look you'd have when you're extremely bored. "Go on..."
"Well...it goes on like this, we get Inuyasha, I actually remembered his name, so anyway, we get him and then we g-" started Kimiko, but was interrupted by a large, and loud...
BOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Screams such as this, came afterwards:
"GAK!"
"MOMMY!"
"INUYASHAAAAAA!!!!"
"HOLY MOTHER--!!!"
"DAMN YOU, AKUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS, MOMMY?!"
[ Shino: -= unzooms the camera from the bombed spot of this place and veers it over to wherever the next 'location' is]
-~-
With Inuyasha, Kagome, and the rest of the gang.
-~-
Inuyasha's ear twitched, and he looked back. He SWORE he heard someone say- no, SCREAMED- his name. He had stopped in his tracks, and was looking west, and the rest of the gang had walked infront of him, which he kind of missed. He was still wondering, and was standing there, staring at nothing, and looking pretty damn stupid. Which kinda caused Kagome to walk toward him and ask him why he stopped. "Well, I thought I heard someone scream my name...it sounded kinda faint, though, Kagome, so I can't really tell," he said to her, giving the path behind him a few glances now and then. Kagome blinked. "Ah, maybe it's just your imagination, Inuyasha, and anyway," she smiled, "we better hurry up, or else we're not going to get to the village by tonight." Inuyasha nodded and walked ahead, Kagome following suit.
Infront of them, Miroku and Sango were having their OWN conversation. "Wonder why Inuyasha stopped like that..." murmured Sango. Miroku smiled his lecherous smile. "Oh, it's probably nothing Lady Sango, but wow...your boobs sure look bigger and rounder..." He grabbed Sango's boob, grinning stupidly. Sango, who went red, and not noticing the grope earlier, just noticed the last statement and the grope and whacked Miroku senseless with Hiraikotsu. "YOU DAMN PERVERT!!!!!" After a few more dozen more whacks, she stomped off with a "Hmph" and left a Miroku that was still grinning stupidly. Shippo was walking along following Sango, but stopped when he was passing Miroku and shook his head. "You should stop that, Miroku. Sango won't fall for you if you keep doing that, you know." After saying that, he started walking off, following Sango's lead.
In the background, Inuyasha and Kagome watched this normal, day-to- day hitting session between Sango and Miroku. It wasn't unusual. After all, everyone knew that monk had an attraction to the pretty demon hunter. Walking along the path, they passed the beaten monk on the ground, who was silently muttering, "help...me..."
Inuyasha smirked. "Looks like the monk's head finally cracked. I kinda thought his skull was pretty fucking thick for a damn monk."
Kagome gave Inuyasha a look. "Inuyasha, don't curse too much."
Inuyasha shrugged and walked on, Kagome beside him, and Miroku wobbling behind them.
-~-~-0-
With Shun, Kimiko, Mura, Mai, Akuma, and Kyoko
-~-~-0-
Kyoko blinked and opened her eyes slowly. She sat up, and looked around. 'Oh God...' she thought, 'this whole place is a MESS.' Half of the little hut they were residing in was already blasted off, almost as if it was ripped apart, and the group was either under something, on something, or both. She stood up and walked over to an unconscious Mai who was stuck under a pretty large chunk of wood. She crouched down, and found a stick. She picked it up and whispered "Hey, Mai...?" She poked her with the stick. "Mai...?" she poked her again, and at last, Mai opened her eyes and croaked out a "Wha...?"
"Mai...what happened to the place?" Kyoko whispered, picking that chunk of wood off of Mai. Mai closed her eyes again and said, "Oh...that, I do not know...perhaps it was one of that toad's bombs again..." Kyoko blinked and sat down on the floor. "But this bomb was pretty big..." Mai opened one eye and shrugged a bit. "Probably improved, I guess..." Kyoko blinked, and nodded. She stood up, deciding to leave Mai alone, and walked over to help Kimiko out, who was above a piece of the once-whole square table, and under some small debris. She was about to help her out when a voice came and surprised her...
"Kyoko...I have come for you..."
-~-~-~-=0=-~-~-~-
Hideki: ALRIGHT! So how'd you guys like it? I dunno if it was good or awful...
Shino: Oh, you know it wasn't all that good or bad, 'Deki! ^-^
Hideki: Shino. -= shakes her head and turns back to the readers =- ANYWAYS! So, tell me what you think, alright?! You have to, or else I'm not gonna continue this! Because, you know, criticism is always good for an author! So just please review! ^-^
Shino: And, if you flame...well, why ARE you gonna flame anyway? o_o; I mean, if you're not a KagInu fan or a MirSan person or both, or the kind of person who twitches at the sight of those words, then WHY THE HELL are you reading this?! I mean, HULLO, not your kind of fiction!!
Hideki: S-shino...please...o.o; you're freaking me out...you are...
Shino: -= scratches the back of her head the way Kenshin does from RK =- Ah, sorry, Hideki! ^-^;
Hideki: It's alright, I guess... -= turns back to the readers with a sweatdrop =- Yeah, so anyways! PLEASE review! I can't stand not being criticized! I dunno, it's probably cuz I want to know whether the readers like it or not! ^-^; So anways, it's 4 in the morning, I'm sleepy, so... See ya later in the next chap!!!!! -= wavels and runs off =-
Shino: REVIEW NOW!!! ^_^ -= chases after Hideki =-
