Warnings: Handjob (Does anyone else start humming "Hand Jive" when they read this phrase? No? Just me, then? Okay, nevermind.)

Prompts: Genre/Cliché: Wanking

Word: Prospect, Prospects, Prospector

Author's notes: (1) Written for ass_ldws Round 1 Week 8

(2) Beta-ed by dysonrules

Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble was written for fun, not for profit.

Summary: Scorpius takes some offenses very seriously.

Scorpius tightened his grip and tugged. "I shouldn't be doing this for you at all," he said matter-of-factly. "You cheated, Albus. And you know what they say about cheaters?"

With his cock wrapped in Scorpius' long fingers, Albus couldn't have told him what "they say" about anything involving more than two syllables. A warning twist of the wrist had him gasping and quickly replying, "What? What do they say?"

"Cheaters never prospector," Scorpius informed him primly.

Only years of instinctively correcting Scorpius' mangled Muggle sayings allowed Albus to dredge up the correct word. "Prosper. Cheaters never prosper," he muttered breathlessly and then whined when Scorpius stilled his hand to consider the phrase.

"You know, that makes much more sense. I always thought that maybe it meant..."

Albus whined again, low in his throat, but managed to bite back a plea. Scorpius was in the mood to punish him and if he seemed too eager, his boyfriend would leave his cock just as it was; hard, needy, and unfulfilled.

Scorpius grinned at him slyly. "I'm sorry, Albus, did you have something to say?"

That was Al's cue to beg. "Please. Please, Scorpius. I'm sorry. It will never happen again."

Scorpius began stroking Al's cock again, although much too slowly to be anything other than a wretched tease. "What will never happen again, Albus?"

"I'll never…" Al twitched as Scorpius expertly flicked his thumb. "I'll never cheat at Exploding Snap again."

"And why is that?" Scorpius was moving his hand faster. Al could feel his orgasm building, just a bit more…

"Because cheaters never prosper," he groaned, his thighs tensing in anticipation.

Scorpius shook his head. "No, Albus, cheaters never come." With a wicked smirk, he let go of Al's cock and walked away.