'' THIS FREAK ?! I want somone else . That blue guy over there should do , un ! ''

''Sorry , I'm taken . '' Laughed Kisame

''How about the old guy , the one who likes money . ''

''You're still to cheap for me , blondie . '' Kakuzu said

''Then the red-eye dude , un ? ''

''I'm with Kisame . ''

What the ! Just cause Deidara was new doesn't mean he shouldn't be able to choose for himself . I mean really ! Anyone than that weird puppet dude !

''I am Sasori . '' The dude approached and wanted to shake hands .

Deidara wasn't moving . So Leader took things into his own hands . He went grabbed Sasori and Deidaras shoulders and made them shake hands .

''Moooooah '' was the only thing ermm…. ''said'' .

Leader wanted to die . He felt pain as he watched the two lock-lips.

''I might have pushed a bit too hard . ''

''Wohoooooo ! Yeah bitches kiss ! Yeehaw !'' At least Hidan seemed entertained .

''SHIT , CRAP , FUCK , UN , SON , OF , A , UN , GUN ! ''

*I picked the worst time not to come as a puppet …. *

'' Well now that you know eachother , you're going to be partners . '' were the last words Leader said before he vanished .