Akatsuki finally did it . They made a name for themselves , so as a treat Leader decided to throw a nice party , at their best , normal-looking hideout . Leader even bought food , sweet stuff , booze , the only thing he didn't get were strippers (much to Hidan's dissapontment ) .
When they were all at the hideout Leader wanted to toast :
''My dear comerades , I thank you all for coming here tod … ''
''Woooohoooo ! Damn friggin right we came ! It's a parteeeeeee ! '' Hidan yelled
''Umm , yes , where was I . Ah yes : For coming here today , to celebrate our popularity . We shall have fun today . So everyone please ! Drink , eat , enjoy ! ''
''Yeah , yeah , How much did all of this cost us ? '' Kakuzu was inspecting the food and the booze .
Leader just gave him an '' are you kidding me '' look and said nothing .
'' I would like to add , that I am very happy we have now become more than a criminal organization , we are now … a family . KANPAI ! ''
''KANPAI MY ASS , UN ! I am in no way related to : the blue dude , the zombie and to YOU ! Un ! ''
*Crying out loud Deidara . Can't you at least just say their names …. *
Leader pretended to ignore Deidaras comment .
Anyway , everyone started to eat and drink . They were even socializing .
''Kisame , my friend , what would you say is the most foolish thing we've done this year ? ''
''Well Itachi , we didn't do anything too reckless . We are the best after all . ''
''LIKE HELL ! Kakuzu and I are the best ! ''
'' I think you forgot mah man Sasori and I are alive , un . ''
''I do not remember inviting you to join our conversation . '' Itachi said .
''Hidan ! Come here . Tell me , you know the prices of these drinks . How much do you think this expensive-looking bottle of sake is ? ''
''Jashin's name Kakuzu ! How should I know . Do you think I look when I pay ?''
''….'' Kakuzu was ashamed of his partner .
''MAH MAN SASORI ! Come here and let's show these fools that we're the best ! UN ! ''
''What ? I was working on puppet #593 . ''
''Sasori ! NO WORKING AT PARTIES ! '' Leader was getting pissed . ''KONAN ! GO ENJOY YOURSELF ! ''
''I am …. I think . ''
So basically the whole night turned into a fiasco . The next Hidan needed to be explained why he was on the roof … naked .
