Author's Notes: well i got this story idea from just watching the state farm commercial and had a bit of a conversation about it with my friend during Spanish class.
Disclaimer: i do not own the jingle, the characters, or the insurance just the story idea.
State Farm
"Watch out Haruhi!" Mori yelled as Haruhi swerved out of a car, who was coming in the opposite directions, way and into a yellow fire hydrant. Second after the car stopped, water spewed from under the water and into the air like confetti.
"Sorry about your car Mori," Haruhi said as they both got out of the car to inspect the damages. Like a light bulb coming on, Haruhi's demeanor brightened with an idea she got from a commercial. "Let's sing the jingle!"
"How's a jingle gonna fix a car?' Mori inquired with an expression of complete puzzlement. Her face brightened even more with a smile from ear to ear.
""Like this," she cleared her throat and began to sing, "Like a good neighbor state farm is there." Then poof! Kyoya with an irritated looked appeared in a short blue towel, suds covering him from head to toe, and basically naked.
"Really!" Kyoya said as his eyebrow twitched, "You guys choose now to call!" he shoved his back scrubber at them, "Don't you know we agents still have lives!"
"Can you just fix the car!" Haruhi asked and crossed her arms across her chest. Kyoya sighed then snapped his fingers and poof, the car was a 2011 Toyota.
"Now that my Job's d-"
"Hey can you give me Honey in cosplay?" Annoyed, Kyoya snapped his fingers. POOF!
"What the FU-!" Honey exclaimed as he poofed in front of Mori in a very short maid's outfit. And scene!
