Prluna: Hey guys, I'm here for the first time! I will be updating at least once a week, and I hope you guys like my stories!

Marshmallow: Yaaaay! Regular Show fan fictions! Yaaayaaaaaay!

Prluna: ~face palm~ By the way, I DON'T OWN REGULAR SHOW!

This is before the "Steak me Amadeus" Episode.

It was a normal day at the park, and Mordecai was, as usual, slacking off. And so was Rigby. And, of course, Benson was yelling at them to

"GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE FIRED!"

But things were going to get very confusing, very soon.

Mordecai's POW

He jumped up the block, pounding it. He watched Rigby pound the controller aimlessly, and he did a finishing move, killing the other player. Who happened to be Rigby.

"Ooooooooooh!" He yelled in Rigby's face. His face flushed, and Rigby yelled

"Stop talking!" He laughed, watching Rigby mutter to himself.

"Dude, I need you to take my chores tonight." He asked shyly, and Rigby whirled to face him.

"Dude! I already have enough chores! Why-wait, are you gonna ask her?" He asked ,a sly smile on his face. He nodded, smiling.

"I know she'll say yes. She has to." But on the inside, he wasn't so sure. Why was it that every single time he wanted to do something, he had to doubt himself? I mean, all those times he could have asked her out, he hesitated. Was it because, deep down inside, he didnt like her, and all this was just... something he couldn't explain? Nah... He punched Rigby, and walked out the front door.

"Today's the day!" He said excitedly. But as he walked towards the cart, a snowflake floated past his nose, and he shivered. Why is there snow all of a sudden? He took another step towards the cart, and it started to snow harder. He wakled back in the house, and grabbed his coat. Rigby walked up to the window and gasped, a look of excitement on his face!

"Dude! We should have a snowball fight!" He yelled enthusiastically. He shook his head, once again having to explain to Rigby that

"Im going to get Margaret to say yes! She has to!" He walked out the door, muttering. Today was the day. It just had to be! He walked over to the cart and reached for it, but found empty space. Why wasn't the cart there? He walked in a circle, and looked for the house. But he couldn't see anything in this storm! He must have wandered blindly for at least an hour before the snow finally started to let up. He shivered, his teeth chattering. Even with his parka on, he was freezing! He looked around him, and saw a figure lying in the snow. Had someone got caught in the freak storm? He walked over to it, and found a naked Blue-jay laying in the snow, shivering.

She had nice curves, and her boobs were robust and full. She moaned, and he blushed, looking away. He took off his coat and covered her with it, zipping it up. She had to get somewhere warm! He picked her up, and he slung her over his back. She was so cold... He ran towards the house, he could see it now! As he reached it, she inhaled sharply, and there was a red liquid on her shirt. He set her down softly, cheking for where it was coming from. His shirt was stained red, too, from her blood. He looked at her shirt, and there was a bullet-sized hole right in her abdomen, and he gasped. She needed a hospital!

Prluna: Well, this is interesting! Will The mysterious woman survive? And will mordecai get Margaret to say yes?

Marshmallow: We'll never know! Yaaaay!

Prluna: Okay, that's it! ~scuffles~