Pairing: Will/Layla (past), Will/Warren
Rating: Teen… for now
Warnings: Slash, cross-dressing, li'l drama, li'l angst
Disclaimer: Me no own. You no sue.
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[Author and Warren Peace stand at opposite sides of bed where a laptop sits awaiting a story to be written.]
[Author and Warren both jump for computer.]
[*Scuffle*]
[Author: *knocked the heck out*]
[Warren stealing laptop and typing while sitting on author's back]
[Author *being pissed and wanting to kick butt, but staying still nonetheless*]
[Author: *pout*]
[Warren: Suck it up! Be a man.]
[Author: *smirk* Like you? *snicker*]
[Warren: *glares* Grrr! *powers up*]
[Author: *cowers in fear* Please don't kill me. I'll shut up.]
Hi, my name is Warren Peace. I'm a solitary, angst-ridden, temperamental, hormonal teenager – so basically, I'm just like you, but I have specific reasons for my angst, anger, depression, etc. Here, I'll list them for convenience:
1. I'm gay.
2. I'm in love with my so-called best friend.
3. My aforementioned friend is as straight as a ruler.
4. My aforementioned friend's parents took out my dad and put him in prison.
5. Every super being knows what my father has done.
6. Because I look like my father and have his powers, I was avoided like the plague.
7. I am no longer avoided thanks to aforementioned friend's ex-girlfriend who is also my friend.
8. Because my friends' breakup was extremely nasty, I am now unofficial mediator and message carrier.
9. This is taking a toll on my work, home and school life since they like to show up at my house and job on most nights.
10. It also cuts into my social life/other job (though I don't get out very much thanks to an overprotective mother – not mine though).
11. My other job/part of my social life exists at a gay bar whose clientele varies from the butchest Lesbians to drag queens.
12. Last thing, I am a drag queen and I think said best friend is falling for my other self.
There. Everything is explained so you can all understand my worthiness of angst and/or sorrow. Now, on with the story…
[Warren smirks at Author while handing back laptop.]
[Author scowls while plotting revenge.]
A/N: Yeah, so, this is the beginning and kind of an overview for ya… I know that it doesn't sound terribly interesting, but I promise it will get better.
