Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in Rocky Horror Picture show song style….
Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to Harry or anything connected with him- nor do I own the rights to Rocky Horror… If I did, I'd be a rich girl…
Author's not: I have NO idea what inspired this… oh, and Live's one of my favourite bands ;)
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HARRY POTTER/NUMBER FIVE
(Science Fiction/Double feature)
Professor Quirril was dead, Voldie gone from his head
After Harry Potter, Number one
And Tom Riddle was there, As Slytherin's heir
Harry fought him then destroyed him then won
Then something went right for Sirrus Black one night
He escaped from good old Azkaban
Then without a sign, it came from- Rowling's mind
And this is how the message ran
Harry Potter-Number five
Who will make it out alive?
See Harry fighting Ron and Granger
Who the hell is this Umbridge stranger?
Oh oh oh oh
In the lengthy Harry Potter- Number five
I knew Percival Weasley would cope real easy
As Crouch's assistant type guy
And we all got a laugh when one of the staff
Taught ferret Draco Malfoy how to fly
And Cedric got it worst with a damn deadly curse
That Voldemort uses to kill
But when Voldemort's won said Lucius Malfoy to son
"We're gonna give them some terrible thrills…"
Like the
Harry Potter-Number five
Who will make it out alive?
See Harry fighting Ron and Granger
Who the hell is this Umbridge stranger?
Oh oh oh oh
In the lengthy Harry Potter- Number five
Who will survive Oh oh
In the lengthy Harry Potter- Number five
I like Live Oh oh
In the lengthy Harry Potter- Number five
So take a dive Oh oh
In to lengthy Harry Potter- Number five
