Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in Rocky Horror Picture show song style….

Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to Harry or anything connected with him- nor do I own the rights to Rocky Horror… If I did, I'd be a rich girl…

Author's not: I have NO idea what inspired this… oh, and Live's one of my favourite bands ;)  

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HARRY POTTER/NUMBER FIVE

(Science Fiction/Double feature)

Professor Quirril was dead, Voldie gone from his head

After Harry Potter, Number one

And Tom Riddle was there, As Slytherin's heir

Harry fought him then destroyed him then won

Then something went right for Sirrus Black one night

He escaped from good old Azkaban

Then without a sign, it came from- Rowling's mind

And this is how the message ran

Harry Potter-Number five

Who will make it out alive?

See Harry fighting Ron and Granger

Who the hell is this Umbridge stranger?

Oh oh oh oh

In the lengthy Harry Potter- Number five

I knew Percival Weasley would cope real easy

As Crouch's assistant type guy

And we all got a laugh when one of the staff

Taught ferret Draco Malfoy how to fly

And Cedric got it worst with a damn deadly curse

That Voldemort uses to kill

But when Voldemort's won said Lucius Malfoy to son

"We're gonna give them some terrible thrills…"

Like the

Harry Potter-Number five

Who will make it out alive?

See Harry fighting Ron and Granger

Who the hell is this Umbridge stranger?

Oh oh oh oh

In the lengthy Harry Potter- Number five

Who will survive Oh oh

In the lengthy Harry Potter- Number five

I like Live Oh oh

In the lengthy Harry Potter- Number five

So take a dive Oh oh

In to lengthy Harry Potter- Number five