Jim Moriarty's innuendo
one-shot sheriarty cause we know what Jim was really thinking ^^
p.s. This is strictly for humor reasons
Omg this pairing makes me want to cream my pants. Me and my bff are re-watching Sherlock ((Thanks to our friend who has ALL BOX SETS IN EXISTENCE)) and I realized how gay these two really are. Jim sees Sherlock in the pool room and says something along the lines of ' Is that a gun or are you exited ' and I was like "LOL DUDE. THAT'S BLATANT GAYNESS." but hell I love Moriarty and his potential rapist self, so I decide to do this for comic relieve with what I think moriarty was really saying during the pool scene so …..
Jim Moriarty (through victim #2) "Why does anyone do anything? Because I'm bored. We were made for each other, Sherlock."
((Actual Dialog)) im bord,bla bla bla, id fit nice in you
Jim Moriarty:(to Sherlock) Although I have loved this, this little game of ours. Playing Jim from IT. Playing gay. Did you like the little touch with the underwear?
((Actual Dialog)) i love mind fucking you, im still in the closet, do you like my underwear
Jim Moriarty(to Sherlock) don't be silly, someone else is holding the riffle i don't like to get my hands dirty
((Actual Dialog)) i don't like getting my hands dirty... my mouth on the other hand...
Jim Moriarty(to Sherlock) im a specialist, like you ((Actual Dialog)) were the same, why wont you let me rape you
Jim Moriarty(to Sherlock) but the flirtings over Sherlock, daddy's had enough now, i cut lose all thous people all thous little problems even 30mill. to get you to come out and play
((Actual Dialog)) i like to play with you, yeah im your daddy, yes iv been stalking you i want to rape you please bend over
Sherlock (to Moriarty) i will stop you (Moriarty response) no you wont
((Actual Dialog)) you cant stop me im a better creeper then you ever were
Moriarty (to Sherlock): Do you know what happens if you don't leave me alone, Sherlock? To you?
(to Moriarty): Oh, let me guess. I get killed.
Moriarty: Kill you? No, don't be obvious. I mean, I'm going to kill you anyway, some day. I don't want to rush it, though. I'm saving it up for something special. No, no, no, no, no. If you don't stop prying... I'll burn you. I'll burn the heart out of you.
Sherlock: I have been reliably informed that I don't have one.
Moriarty: But we both know that's not quite true.
((Actual Dialog))Moriarty (to Sherlock) "Do you know what happens, Sherlock, to you if you don't stop being a tease? Sherlock(to Moriarty) "Oh, Let me guess. I get raped." Moriarty: "Rape you? Uh NO, don't be obvious. I mean I'm gonna rape you anyway one day. No no no... if you don't stop being a tease... I'll molest you. I'll molest the HELL out of you" Sherlock: iv been reliably informed that i don't submit easy.. Moriarty: well soon well know if that's true..
and there you have it all things Moriarty was really thinking during the pool scene
