Chapter 1

"Ugh.." Luke groaned as he slowly opened his emerald green eyes.o

"Are... Are you alright?" A sweet voice floated into his eardrums.

His eyes opened wide when he saw the face of a woman with brown hair and pale purple eyes only a few centimeters away from his face.

"GAHH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SO CLOSE TO MY FACE, YA DAMNED WOMAN?!" He screeched as he scooted back a few feet.

She stared at him.

"Uh... I just wanted to see if you were alri - what's the matter?" She asked after she took notice of his puzzled face.

"... That is the most I have sworn before..." He said staring off into space.

"You haven't sworn before?" She asked him and he seemed to be knocked out of his stupor.

He glared at her before whipping out a random sleek black Para Ordnance P14-45 and LDA pistol.

"Of course I'm fuckin' fine, Fuckin' Blue Eyes! Though I do have a question... WHERE IN THE DAMNED, FUCKING HELL ARE WE?!" Luke shouted with a few good throbbing veins, tick marks and a pissed off look on his face. The redhead didn't seem to notice the handgun he just seemingly pulled out of nowhere.

Tear stared at him incredulously before she let out a sigh. She pointed to left as she started walking in that direction.

"I hear the ocean. It's over there." She said. 'Now I have to deal with a foul mouthed fool.'

We she got no reply, she turned to look at him and that was when she got a good look at him.

He had waist long, flaming red hair with orange colored ends and it was very spiky on the top of his head. That includes his bangs. He had very pointy ears with two black hoops in each and a very pale complexion. As if he didn't go outside. A black dress shirt clung to his body. He had matching black designer pants and studded belt with a silver skull and crossbones belt buckle. Black combat boots and a... Sleek black AK-47 - again, seemingly from nowhere - was strapped to his back, topped his look.

Then she looked at his face and was probably scarred for life. His emerald green eyes looked like they were on fire and shit-eating grin was plastered on his face. He looked like the devil incarnate (funny cuz he is) and Tear really hoped that if anyone pissed him off in the future, they will get out with their life.

"Shit. Yanno, I've never fucking ever seen what the fucking ocean looked like. I suppose a damned thanks is in order, Fuckin Blue Eyes." He said with the same grin on his face.

"T-t-tear. My name is Tear and your welcome... May I inquire why you've never seen the ocean before?"

Luke stopped grinning and a frown danced across his face.

"Keh. Fucking parents. Didn't want lil old me to get fucking kidnapped again. Lost my fucking memories coz of it. I don't give a single flying fuck or a rat's ass about it."

Tear was thoughtful for a moment.

"What should we do now, Fucking Blue Eyes?"

Tear sighed in annoyance.

"It told y-"

"- what-fucking-ever, Fucking Blue Eyes -"

" - ... we should find out where we are and get back to Baticul."

"Great plan, Fucking Blue Eyes."

Before Tear can retort, a crackling sound was heard in the bushes a few feet away from them. Luke immediately whipped his AK-47 from his back and started open fire.

"AL-FUCKING-RIGHT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT SHITTY BUSH BEFORE I BLOW YOUR ASS SKY HIGH!" Luke shouted menacingly at the pushed with a pissed off look and a sadistic grin on his face. He was still shooting at the bush.

Tear was staring at him like he just grew another head.

A man with his hands up, a bucket, and a terrified look on his face rushed out of the bushes and landed on the ground, trying to avoid the rapid stream of bullets..

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I won't sneak around again! I wasn't sure if you were the Dark Wings!"

More gunfire.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE THE DARK WINGS?! DO WE LOOK LIKE THESE FUCKNG DARK WINGS, FUCKING OLD MAN?! GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT!"

"I-I'm so-sorry!"

"QUIT FUCKING APOLOGIZING!"

"I-I'm so -"

BLAM!

A few strands of hair fell from the man's head.

"Here! How about I take you to where you need to go if you're lost?! I have a carriage waiting! Free of charge if you don't shoot me! Please?!" The man pleaded.

Luke was instantly upon the poor man. A sadistic glint was in his eyes and that same creepy grin was on his face. The sadistic redhead jammed the barrel of a Viper JAWS Pistol ('Where is he getting these guns?!' Tear thought.) to the man's throat.

"O really~? You wouldn't make us pay after you take us to the capital?Even after you said it was fucking free?" Luke asked in a sinister tone.

He received a frantic shake of the head as his answer.

"Good. Coz if you said yes... Well, someone's fucking head will roll and it won't be mine. Kukukuku..." The redhead cackled as he turned away with his precious AK-47 still strapped to his back.

The man, fearfully, started leading them to his carriage. Right as they got to the carriage, they were attacked by monsters. Luke, who wanted nothing to do with them, opened fire on the... whatever they were.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" He shouted at the top of his lungs. All the monsters were dead in a few seconds and Luke just strolled up to the carriage, whistling and swinging his AK-47 like it was a pencil. He disappeared into the carriage.

The old man glanced at Tear who had a disturbed look on her face.

"Is he always like this?" He asked.

"I don't know. I honestly just met him. I hope if anyone pisses him off in the future, will escape his Wrath, in one piece and still alive." She answered.

"I know what you mean."

"HEY! HURRY THE FUCK UP! WE DON'T HAVE ALL THE FUCKING TIME IN THE WORLD!"

Tear and the old man rushed to the carriage.

Luke's emerald eyes blinked open and he found himself on the old man's carriage with Tear, awake, beside him.

"Oh you're awake." She said softly.

"Keh. 'Course I am." He snorted as he took the moment to look out the window.

BLAM!

The carriage was jostled as a large crater appeared beside it.

A bunch of veins throbbed on Luke's head before he cocked his AK-47. The pissed off red-head stuck his head out the window.

"HEY WE'RE FUCKING DRIVIN' HERE, FUCKING ROAD HOGGER! YOU'RE DRIVING THE FUCKING WRONG WAY, YOU FUCKING BASTARD SHITHEADS! IF THERE WAS ANY SHOOTING GOING' ON, I WILL BE THE ONE WHO DOES THE FUCKING SHOOTIN', DAMMIT!" Luke was halfway out the window while he let out a string of bullets in response to the blast earlier.

CIVILIAN CARRIAGE! PLEASE GO TO THE SIDE! LEST YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE CROSSFIRE!

The demonic redhead let out a few laughs before letting out an all out guffaw. He suddenly got serious and a shit-eating grin split his face in half. A shadow and his bangs covered the top part of his face and the only thing you could see of his top face was his glowing pupiless eyes.

"Oh~... Kekeke... So~ we're the ones who has to get out of the way... Fufufu... Hehehehe... Haha... KUKUKUKUKU WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY?! WE WERE FUCKING HERE FIRST, YA FUCKING DIPSHITS! IF SOMEONE HAS TO GET OUT OF THE SHITTY WAY... THEN IT BETTER BE YOU SHITTY ASSHOLES! YOU'D BETTER BE FUCKING THANKFUL THAT I DON'T GET ON THAT FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING SHITTY PIECE OF SCRAP METAL! GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT!" Another AK-47 appeared in his hands as he fired a stream of bullets from the two AK-47s.

WE WILL NOT ASK AGAIN! PLEASE CLEAR THE ROAD!

"ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?! WE WERE HERE FIRST YOU GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY, YOU FUCKING ASSHATS! LIKE HELL WE'LL LEAVE! THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT!"

Tear sighed. 'Doesn't he realize that they can't hear him?' She thought.

Luke whipped his head towards her, the expression he had on earlier was still on his face.

"OF COURSE I FUCKING KNOW THEY CAN'T HEAR ME, FUCKING BLUE EYES!" He snarled at her before going back to shooting bullets into the air and yelling profanities at the Malkuth landship.

Tear blinked. 'Can he hear what I think?' If he heard, he made no move.

Their carriage veered off to the side and out of the way of the range of fire.

GOOD CHOICE.

"FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, YOU CLUSTERFUCKED DUMBASSES! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, FUCKING OLD MAN?!" Luke shouted while trying to shoot at the old man. The bullets didn't reach the old man because Tear used a blocking hymn to stop the bullets. The pissed off redhead didn't care. Luke stopped firing after a while and started blowing bubbles with his sugar-free gum (it appeared out of nowhere).

"That looked like a Malkuth landship." Tear said thoughtfully.

"That's because it was." the old man replied.

"Uh… where are we heading exactly?"

"Grand Chokmah, capital of Malkuth but we'll have to make a pitstop in Engeve."

KA-CHUNK!

They looked over at Luke who had a pissed off look on his face and was decked out with other firearms and ammunition. One of his AK-47s was already to go in his hands.

Tear placed a hand on his arm.

"That's fine. No worries."