So, this is a comment fic meme that I wrote over at LJ. Unbeta'd, so forgive any mistakes.

LJ prompt: First time Dean kissed a girl. Ever. (Like it's not evident in the title. *snorts*)

Disclaimer: Erm, the boys are not my property. Sadly.

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Dean wipes his wet cheek with his right hand. That's gross.

She just smiles back at him. "Now it's your turn."

Dean shakes his head. He doesn't want to do it.

She doesn't stop smiling. "You have to. I like you. And Mommy says that you always kiss the people that you like. Mummy always kisses Daddy on the cheeks and Daddy will kiss her back."

Dean remembers Mummy doing that to Dad, and Dean and Sammy too. But that's a long time ago. And he really doesn't want to kiss Laurie. She smells like oranges. He shakes his head again.

Laurie grabs his cheeks with her hands and looks him in the eyes. His cheeks hurt, and Dean wants to hit her but Dad always says not to hit girls.

"Dean. Just. Kiss. Me."

Laurie's bossy, and Dean just wants her to go away. So he closes his eyes, leans in, and pushes their lips together, like the way those people do in TV.

"Dean Winchester! Laurie Evans!"

That's Miss Lee. Uh-oh.

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Dad comes to the principal's office to pick him up after Miss Lee called him. He nods at Dean, and tells him to follow him into the room. Laurie's Mom is already inside, and Laurie is with her. They go in and Dad closes the door.

"Mrs. Evans. Mr. Finch. What's this all about?"

Dean doesn't even get a chance to open his mouth before Laurie's Mom speaks. She looks upset.

"Your son, Mr. Winchester, kissed my daughter. ON. THE. LIPS. Haven't you taught him some manners? You don't go around kissing people!"

She sounds as bossy as Laurie. Maybe that's how Laurie becomes bossy.

Dad turns to Dean. "Dean, is this true?"

Dean wants to tell his Dad what happened, but Laurie's loud voice interrupts him.

"But Mommy, I like Dean! And you say that you kiss the people that you like. So I kiss him on the cheek first, like you do to Daddy, and then I make him kiss me, like Daddy kisses you."

Laurie's Mom mouth starts working like Gabby the Goldfish, opening and closing, and her eyes are getting bigger too, as she stares at Laurie. Her face turns as red as Laurie's T-shirt. She finally looks back to Mr. Finch and Dad, and mutters something too quick for Dean to hear before opening the door and rushing Laurie out of the office. Laurie turns to wave at Dean. He doesn't wave back.

Dad shakes Mr. Finch's hand and takes his bag and both of them walk out of the school. Dean thinks he might be in trouble, but Dad's smiling at him so he doesn't think that Dad is mad.

"So, Dean," Dad says, still smiling, as he drives out of the school gate, "you kiss your first girl at five years old at the back of the school. Not bad kiddo. Just don't make a habit out of it, for now, okay?"

Dean shakes his head. If all girls are as bossy as Laurie and her Mom are, he doesn't think he will.

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Thanks for reading!