"WHOA! Oh man, that was reeeally good…"
"Are you kidding, TL? This is AWFUL! AAUUUGH!"
"I dunno, I like it. Trust me, it'll start to feel good!"
"BLEAH!" Ness spat onto the floor. "I think I got a seed."
Lucas observed the citrus fruit in his hand, a screwed-up expression on his face. "Why are we doing this again?"
Toon Link snorted at the looks on his friends' faces. "Because, it's fun. We're just waiting for Nana and Popo to show up with the rest of the lemons so we can start the lemonade stand."
Ness rolled his eyes. "You are probably the only person on earth that likes straight-up lemon juice."
TL shoved him. "It's zesty. Besides, Vill seems to be getting it."
They all looked at the quiet boy, who was happily licking his lemon half. He apparently was really gaining the acquired taste. Popo then strolled in.
"Where are the rest of the lemons?" asked TL.
"Well, Nana had to go to the bathroom, and Pit wanted to help make lemonade, so he's bringing them," the boy replied cheerfully.
A voice yelled from down the hall, "JEEZ, THIS IS A LOT OF LEMONS! WHY ARE THEY SO HEAVY?"
TL shrugged. "Okay. C'mon Popo, you need to try lemon juice!"
Not willing to be outdone, Ness proposed to Lucas, "We are going to do it too! I will not be outlemoned!"
"Is lemon a verb?" asked Popo.
"It is now."
Link and Fox were walking through the hall when they heard an immense commotion from the hallway adjacent a little ways ahead.
"I see what TL means now! It does feel good!"
"Neeeess, I don't like it!"
"I didn't either! It's really fun now…whoa! That was a good one!"
"Augh! It got in my eye! Owww!"
Link and Fox exchanged a baffled look.
"Uh…" said Link. "Do you think we should check that out?"
Upon him speaking, however, Pit's voice yelled from the hallway, "Link! I need…help…with lemons! These guys…stink at it!"
Link's face drained of color. Fox muttered, "…you can check that out if you want. You're on your own for this one." He wasn't sure he really wanted to know.
Yeah...*trollface*
So, in case you can't tell, I'm bored. This is one of the stupidest things I've ever devised. Does it fall under the term "crack fic"? I dunno. Sorry for depriving you of some steamy stuff you may have anticipated when clicking. I took me a couple errors on here to connect the term "lemons" in a summary to something that my brain will hate my eyes for reading. Poor, blundering little me. But, it inspired this story. Anyway...thanks for reading? Maybe? Sorry.
P.S. Poor Link.
