Disclaimer- You know the drill I do not own Resident evil, or the TV talk shows.Summary- Ever wonder if the Re cast had their own talk shows.Here it goes The Claire Redfield show.*Audience- Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire*Steve- Here is your host Claire Redfield.

*Audience- Yeah ( screaming)

*Claire- Thank you, welcome to my show. and let's not forget my two

security guards Nemesis and Mr. X

*Audience -Yeah ( clapping)

*Claire- My guests today is Jill Valentine

*Audience- Wooooooooooooooooooo

*Claire- Tell me Jill why are you here today ?

*Jill- Well I have a secret to tell my boyfriend.

*Audience- Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*Claire- And that would be what ?

*Jill- I'm cheating on him with another guy.

*Claire- Well jilly you came to the right place.

*Audience-(clapping)

*Claire- Let's bring out Carlos Oliveria

*Carlos comes out with a scare look on his face.*

*Claire- Welcome to the show carlos.

*Carlos- Thank you for having me here.*Claire-Okay Jill tell Carlos why did you bring him here to the show.

*Jill- Well carlos I have a confession to make.

*Carlos- What is it ?

*Jill- I've been cheating on you.

*Audience- Awwwwwwww.

*Carlos- What? with who ?

*Jill- With Wesker, sorry Carlos but he's more of a man than you.

*Carlos- How long has this been going on ?

*Jill- Almost 6 months.

*Claire- Shall we bring out Wesker ?

*Audience- (Screaming) Yeah.

*Claire- Let's bring out Wesker.

*Wesker comes out on stage and kisses Jill.

*Audience- Whoaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Carlos- Why you son of a bitch.

* Carlos was about to punch Wesker, until wesker stop him and gave the famous thrust punch.

*Audience- Woooooooooo, Claire, Claire, Claire !!!!!!!!

*Claire- We'll be back in a few minutes.

*Music Plays*

*C. Redfield 86- Okay that's the end chapter 1. Chapter 2 will be up soon Just read and review. and no flamers.