Disclaimer- You know the drill I do not own Resident evil, or the TV talk shows.Summary- Ever wonder if the Re cast had their own talk shows.Here it goes The Claire Redfield show.*Audience- Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire*Steve- Here is your host Claire Redfield.
*Audience- Yeah ( screaming)
*Claire- Thank you, welcome to my show. and let's not forget my two
security guards Nemesis and Mr. X
*Audience -Yeah ( clapping)
*Claire- My guests today is Jill Valentine
*Audience- Wooooooooooooooooooo
*Claire- Tell me Jill why are you here today ?
*Jill- Well I have a secret to tell my boyfriend.
*Audience- Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*Claire- And that would be what ?
*Jill- I'm cheating on him with another guy.
*Claire- Well jilly you came to the right place.
*Audience-(clapping)
*Claire- Let's bring out Carlos Oliveria
*Carlos comes out with a scare look on his face.*
*Claire- Welcome to the show carlos.
*Carlos- Thank you for having me here.*Claire-Okay Jill tell Carlos why did you bring him here to the show.
*Jill- Well carlos I have a confession to make.
*Carlos- What is it ?
*Jill- I've been cheating on you.
*Audience- Awwwwwwww.
*Carlos- What? with who ?
*Jill- With Wesker, sorry Carlos but he's more of a man than you.
*Carlos- How long has this been going on ?
*Jill- Almost 6 months.
*Claire- Shall we bring out Wesker ?
*Audience- (Screaming) Yeah.
*Claire- Let's bring out Wesker.
*Wesker comes out on stage and kisses Jill.
*Audience- Whoaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Carlos- Why you son of a bitch.
* Carlos was about to punch Wesker, until wesker stop him and gave the famous thrust punch.
*Audience- Woooooooooo, Claire, Claire, Claire !!!!!!!!
*Claire- We'll be back in a few minutes.
*Music Plays*
*C. Redfield 86- Okay that's the end chapter 1. Chapter 2 will be up soon Just read and review. and no flamers.
