Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto, just the story. Unfortunately. I would love to though.
I actually got this idea from my older sister. She used to manage the high school's football team and she saw something similar to this. My big sis' is my inspiration. Now, onward to the story.
Pre-Game Jitters
Okay, it's obvious from the first episode that Hinata likes Naruto. It's also obvious that Naruto likes Sakura. Well, this is what happens when a pissed teen doesn't like Sakura and kills her off, leaving the path clear for Hinata.
The music blared in the boy's soccer locker room, blocking any thought from entering the blonde's head. Blue eyes looked back at themselves in the mirror. To get rid of pre-game jitters, the teen was dancing.
Now, normally, no one would have a problem with this. 'Normally?' you may ask. Yes, normally, because he does something similar before every game. There is only one difference from those times and this time and it is this:
He was naked.
Not no-shirt-and-no-pants-but-still-have-on-boxers kind of naked, but the not-wearing-anything-not-even-boxers-stark naked. Luckily for him, everyone knew not to interrupt his pre-game run-through.
Well, not everyone.
While our young blonde friend was "shaking it" to his heart's content, our favorite black-blue haired girl was walking toward the locker room door, completely lost in thought. So lost that she didn't hear the deafening music blasting form the speakers inside. But as soon as she opened the door, she was pulled from all train of thought by the sight before her innocent (now not-so-innocent) eyes. Hinata, needless to say, turned a red that would put cherries to shame. She froze in shock.
It took Naruto a while to notice he wasn't alone. He snapped his eyes to his left and stared into light lavender. That caused her to look away, but (unfortunately for her) she looked down as she usually did and got an (not-so-innocent) eyeful of his man parts, balls and all.
That was too much for the poor girl. She did what we all knew was going to happen from the beginning:
She fainted.
Naruto, bless his heart, rushed over and caught her right before she hit the ground. He picked her up and placed her gently on the nearby bench. Grabbing the remote, he turned off the music (it was really, really loud). Naruto ran to the bathroom area and wet a paper towel in the sink with cold water and placed it on her forehead, fanning her still-red face.
An hour or so later (it was really only five minutes), Hinata woke up. She looked at Naruto and her cheeks flamed up again. Again, she looked down and saw that Naruto wasn't any more dressed than he was the last time she looked. So she did what was expected of her: She fainted. Again.
While he fanned her, the blonde heard the door open. He turned around to see Sai standing in the doorway with his arms crossed in front of his chest and an eyebrow raised.
"So you do have one," he said, turning to leave. "And it would be better for everyone if you put on pants, Dickless." (A/N: Well due to previous comment, it would be not-so-Dickless.) With that parting shot, he left our favorite blonde kneeling beside the bench with a passed out Hinata and a red face that could have beaten Hinata's. Not to mention, he was swiveling around (still fanning the poor girl) to see if he could find his pants.
Sorry for the shortness of this story. It looked so much longer on paper. Even longer when it is doublespaced...
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