IZ/Jackass
ZIM & G.I.R.s backstage antics!
Guh.. I really hate typing but I really need to brush up on my writing.. Stuff, I'm quite wired cuz I jus came back from seeing Austin Powers 3 & Triple X (Vin Deisel, ... Oo0o the sexi-ness!) Austin 3 actually kinda sucked.. I was quite mad. No not really, but disappointed.. What was I doing? Oh yes, IZ/Jackass antics! Hahaha I should start shouldn't I? K, here goes. (eh, I don't own IZ or Jackass though I am deeply in love with both shows ^_^ )
Scene begins with Jackass warning cept at the bottom instead of a human skull with cross bones it is slightly altered with Irken antennae **Fade to wobbly camera work that looks like the holder is walking down a hall of some sort with words "The room switch" in white letters in the middle of the screen** (Zim walks in front of camera wearing a blue t-shirt with a bird that looks something like woody woodpecker on crack with a cigar in it's mouth "Knoxville Tennessee" is printed underneath, he's also wearing a sort of plastic red visor, black chucks, & black sunglasses, yes. It's the Johnny attire XD)
Zim: When I'm not on the set of my show reeking havoc on the pathetic worm babies of this spinning ball of dust, I like to reek havoc on my co- workers right here in Nickelodeon studios **camera goes to Nickelodeon sign nearby**
*back to Zim**
Zim: But not without the help of my evil minion, Gir
**camera spins around to show Gir holding the camera towards himself wearing the bunny the life guard attire (white bunny ears, Hawaiian lei & leopard undies & yes, I know Chris Pointious aka bunny the lifeguard doesn't work camera but aint it funnier to see Gir as Bunny? lol)**
Gir: Hii!! I do the camera!! Weeeeeee!!! **shakes and spins camera showing everything whirling past in a blur =X**
Zim: Gir! This is not the Blair Witch project! Stop that nauseating camera shaking!
Gir: O.K.!
Zim: ANY-ways. we are about to begin our first skit.
**camera shows two doors with big gold stars with the names "Gaz" and "Dib" printed on them** **cut back to Zim**
Zim: Hi I'm Invader Zim and this is the room switch (Zim peels off both stars stickers and switches places hence "the switching")
Zim: [wispering to camera] Now, Gaz, as well as I and Gir had the day off because today was the shooting of "The sad tale of chicken-foot" Dib was the only character involved and gets off-set in about ten minutes.. You can guess whats going to happen next muhaha *cough** eh heh..
Yo, guess what? I'm tired & my leg hurts.. Bad. So for the sake of going to bed, adding retarded suspense to my pathetic excuse of a parody I'm going to bed. please read & review I need the motivation, if you do I swear I'll make it better! And please, PLEASE don't be too, too mean, this is my first submission after all =\
Guh.. I really hate typing but I really need to brush up on my writing.. Stuff, I'm quite wired cuz I jus came back from seeing Austin Powers 3 & Triple X (Vin Deisel, ... Oo0o the sexi-ness!) Austin 3 actually kinda sucked.. I was quite mad. No not really, but disappointed.. What was I doing? Oh yes, IZ/Jackass antics! Hahaha I should start shouldn't I? K, here goes. (eh, I don't own IZ or Jackass though I am deeply in love with both shows ^_^ )
Scene begins with Jackass warning cept at the bottom instead of a human skull with cross bones it is slightly altered with Irken antennae **Fade to wobbly camera work that looks like the holder is walking down a hall of some sort with words "The room switch" in white letters in the middle of the screen** (Zim walks in front of camera wearing a blue t-shirt with a bird that looks something like woody woodpecker on crack with a cigar in it's mouth "Knoxville Tennessee" is printed underneath, he's also wearing a sort of plastic red visor, black chucks, & black sunglasses, yes. It's the Johnny attire XD)
Zim: When I'm not on the set of my show reeking havoc on the pathetic worm babies of this spinning ball of dust, I like to reek havoc on my co- workers right here in Nickelodeon studios **camera goes to Nickelodeon sign nearby**
*back to Zim**
Zim: But not without the help of my evil minion, Gir
**camera spins around to show Gir holding the camera towards himself wearing the bunny the life guard attire (white bunny ears, Hawaiian lei & leopard undies & yes, I know Chris Pointious aka bunny the lifeguard doesn't work camera but aint it funnier to see Gir as Bunny? lol)**
Gir: Hii!! I do the camera!! Weeeeeee!!! **shakes and spins camera showing everything whirling past in a blur =X**
Zim: Gir! This is not the Blair Witch project! Stop that nauseating camera shaking!
Gir: O.K.!
Zim: ANY-ways. we are about to begin our first skit.
**camera shows two doors with big gold stars with the names "Gaz" and "Dib" printed on them** **cut back to Zim**
Zim: Hi I'm Invader Zim and this is the room switch (Zim peels off both stars stickers and switches places hence "the switching")
Zim: [wispering to camera] Now, Gaz, as well as I and Gir had the day off because today was the shooting of "The sad tale of chicken-foot" Dib was the only character involved and gets off-set in about ten minutes.. You can guess whats going to happen next muhaha *cough** eh heh..
Yo, guess what? I'm tired & my leg hurts.. Bad. So for the sake of going to bed, adding retarded suspense to my pathetic excuse of a parody I'm going to bed. please read & review I need the motivation, if you do I swear I'll make it better! And please, PLEASE don't be too, too mean, this is my first submission after all =\
