Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.

A/N- After I watched 4x11 this instantly came to mind.

WARNING: SPOILERS KINDA FOR 4X11.

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"HOW DO YOU DO IT, WHITE CHOCOLATE?" Sebastian yelled as he burst into the choir room.

"SPIES!" Kitty tried to shout but everyone ignored her, turning to Sebastian with glares.

"Err…how do I do what?" Sam asked awkwardly.

"GET GAY GUYS TO LIKE YOU?" Sebastian continued to shout and Blaine suddenly went bright red from his seat next to Tina, looking up into the air, avoiding the amused looks the group gave him.

"Um, everyone why not we just go, uh, get ice cream while these two talk," Finn offered and everybody stood. Blaine was trying to make a quick exit but that didn't work out well.

"HOLD UP, BUDDY, I NEED YOU IN HERE TOO! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!" Sebastian shouted loudly so Blaine couldn't pretend that he hadn't heard him.

"Ugh, what do you want Sebastian?" Blaine asked and Sam filed away the name. He actually had no clue who this guy was.

"White Chocolate, you are a straight male but you seem to get all these gay males fawning over you," Sebastian stated and Blaine fiddled in his seat.

"And Blaine Anderson, you are a gay male who gets tons of other gay males fawning over you. Just yesterday I was walking past the freshman dorms when I heard many moans of "Blaine". They all have copies of your yearbook picture. They make shrines. There is an outer curricular club called "The Blaine Anderson Fan Club" and the principal approved it. Most of them have never even met you. You are a literal legend at Dalton, I'm not even kidding," Sebastian said and Blaine blushed, smiling a bit.

"So what do you need again?" Sam asked. He knew what he needed. Ice cream.

"Why do gays dig you so much, White Chocolate?" Sebastian asked and actually brought out a notebook and pen.

"I don't know…maybe they think I'm gay or something?" Sam said and Blaine chuckled. Sebastian heard him.

"I'm guessing you have more to say on the matter since you and your ex have and had crushes on White Chocolate," Sebastian said and turned to Blaine, pen ready.

Oh this was awkward. Sam turned to look at Blaine with a surprised look and whoa it's really hot in here.

"Well-uh-I-I don't have a crush on Sam," Blaine stammered and Sebastian simply laughed.

"Come now Blaine, you sound thirteen. I could clearly see from my spot in the bushes the way you were admiring his ass when you were walking into the choir room. Before I joined you, you were talking to Sam a lot. And by the way your female friend looked like she wanted to cut Sam open and prance around his corpse," Sebastian informed and Sam looked ahead with wide eyes.

"Uh, well Kurt said he thought Sam was gay because he obviously dyes his hair," Blaine said and Sebastian nodded, "Err…and he can do some, uh, interesting dance moves sometimes. Not that it turns me on or anything."

Sebastian laughed rather like a super-villain and Blaine was slowly turning crimson with embarrassment.

"It's the body rolls isn't it," Sam asked with a grin and Blaine nodded slightly, shifting around in his seat and wanting to be anywhere but here.

"I knew it!" Sam said with a smug look.

"You too are honestly no help. I'm just going to use my own methods on Hunter. Good day," Sebastian sighed and left.

"I hate him more than the time he slushied me and left me half blind," Blaine said and Sam laughed, doubling over in his seat with laughter.

"I KNEW THAT YOU LIKED ME! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!" he yelled and ran out of the choir room.

Blaine sighed and put his head in his hands. Well, shit.

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A week later Blaine was alerted with a text from non-other than Sebastian Smythe.

'I got him blaine, without ur help! thx anyway and btw, the blaine anderson club said they love you. bye :)'

So even Sebastian has a boyfriend. Great.

A/N- What did you think? Tell me in the reviews and enjoy your day/night! :)