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Apologies to both weird Al, and to the Kinks, who originally did 'Lola'
I met him there off Omicron,
Where the Mech-fluid bubbles up like a giant carbonated soda.
S-O-D-A Soda.
I saw the giant wretch standing there on a rock.
I asked him his name and in a psychotic voice he said Rampage.
R-A-M-P-AGE Rampage
Now I been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a tank but he's Irate and mean.
Oh my Rampage.
Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.
Now I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand.
Oh my Rampage.
Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage, Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.
Now I was programmed just a week before,
And I'd never ever met a psycho before.
But Primus set me straight of course,
He said 'go to Rampage and he'll show his force!"
Now I'm now one to argue with Him.
So I guess I'll have to see it all over again.
Starbase Rugby.
S-T-A-R-Base Rugby.
Rampage.
Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage, Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage
So he used his force.
He picked up a box.
He threw several rocks.
He dropped me on my head.
But I won't forget what Primus said.
He said, "DC stay away from the darker side,
And if you start to go astray let your force be your guide."
Oh my Depth-charge.
Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage
Now DC rampage's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed.
Oh my Rampage.
Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage
Now I heard X just got free again,
So I'm gonna hunt him down again.
Ram an energon spike right through.
His evil spark, I'll die too!
The short-term contract that I had to sign.
Eleven eps only my what a short time!
But at least I get to kill Rampage.
Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.
Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage, Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.
Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage, Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.
Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage, Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.
