Jane knew this would happen. She knew that letting cousin Carlo come into her home was a terrible idea. She sat at a booth sipping a beer, silently cursing her mother for getting her to agree to even letting him come. She spied Carlo coming through the door.

"Janie, what are you doing here?" he asked

"Well, Maura said that you called so I came to say goodbye." She replied.

A look of fear crossed Carlo's face. "Wonderful." He pointed to the seat across from her, "May I?"

Jane's voice was deep with anger and a touch of sarcasm. "Please."

She watched as Carlo slowly moved to sit in the booth. Letting out a deep sigh. "Food good here?" He asked.

"Aw cut the bullshit Carlo! You might have gotten away with suing the funeral home and cutting your finger off at Home Depot. But, you and I both know that your fucking neck is fine. And what's with the neck brace. Come on!"

Carlo put up a sad front. "Jane, we're family."

Irritation crossed Jane's face, "Maura is my wife, she is family too. And when her father started causing trouble, I shot him."

Carlo continued the act. "I understand you have doubts Jane, but my neck does hurt. And Maura has insurance, she'll be fine."

Jane lowered her voice coming close to his face. "That is my wife and I refuse to let you sue her for you being a fucking scam artist. You're an embarrassment to the family, you know that-"

Jane was cut off as Maura came through the door, heading straight for the booth that she and Carlo occupied. "Jane" She said, a sweet smile gracing her face

Jane put on sweet tone. "Hey sweetie."

"I didn't expect to see you here."

"Well I just wanted to see Carlo off."

Maura smiles patiently, turning her attention to Carlo. "Carlo, after you called, I wanted to meet with you and give you the chance to do the right thing."

"What can I say, I hurt my neck." He said with a pained shrug.

Maura smiles. "OK." She pulls out her iPad, opening a video. In it, Carlo is seen faking his fall. Jane looks on with a smug grin.

Carlo stands pulling the neck brace off. "Uh, see you at Christmas."

Jane frowned "Don't threaten me." Carlo nodded walking off stopping thinking of turning back. "Go! Before I press charges against you." Carlo took off without a second glace. "How'd you get the video?" She asked Maura

"Well, when Calin babysat AJ last month, I wanted to make sure she wasn't partying. So, I put in nanny cams."

Jane smirked, "Wow Maura, you really are a hover mom."

Maura shrugged and kissed Jane. "I just love our baby boy."