GRRRR, guess i have to do the stupid disclaimer that nobody ever reads... well okay. I don't own any of these Tenchi Muyo characters. I must not be a real fan, cuz i don't know the people who do, 'cept for Pioneer oO I do, however, own the director Misato.

Also, this story is my first... and I wrote it about 4 years ago. So if it sucks, blame my younger self.

Now that that's out of the way...


The Tenchi Muyo Cast in CINDERSAMI

Misato: Konnichiwa, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Misato Ikari! I have access to every character in over 20 animes! (smiles) Of course I take advantage of this, as you probably already know, and have them act in different plays for me!

Well today's show, as you can see, is based on Cinderella. It is starring the cast of Tenchi Muyo, and is titled "Cindersami".

I will now introduce the cast.

INTRODUCTION

Misato: Playing the evil (ahem) step-father, is Kagato.

Kagato: (bows)

Misato: Uh, yes... And the evil step-sisters - Aeka and Ryoko!

Aeka/Ryoko: WHAT!

Aeka: I could understand why you would pick that demon! But I am hardly ugly!

Ryoko: Yeah, to a bullfrog...

Aeka: Why you-

Misato: Come on now! I never said "ugly", I said "evil"! And you two have to be the step-sisters cuz you fight all the time like them! You'll hardly have to act!

Ryoko: Oh YEAH! Being evil is sooo much fun!

Aeka: Well... as long as I still get to act like a princess!

Misato:..Like wear expensive clothing and sit on your butt all day while someone else works? Yep, you still get to do that.

Aeka: ...

Misato: Okay.

Playing the part of the Fairy Godmother is Washu!

Washu: "Little" Washu!

Misato: But...

Washu: (pouts) I won't be in your play if I can't be wittle!

Misato: (sigh) Okay.

Playing the part of the Fairy Godmother is "Little" Washu.

Playing the Prince is, of course, Tenchi Masaki!

Tenchi: (looks embarrassed) Well, um...

Ryoko: What? No fair! I want to be Cinderella!

Aeka: I should be Cinderella! I'm the only one for Tenchi!

Ryoko: Under whose rules? I saw him first!

Misato: (Rolls eyes) Well gee, the name of the play is "Cindersami"! I wonder who is playing Cinderella!

Aeka/Ryoko: SASAMI?

Ryoko: But she's just a kid!

Aeka: That is perverted! I will not stand for-

Misato: Oh come on! Who can deny that this role is perfect for her? You guys kinda treat her like Cinderella sometimes, anyway.

NOW.

The star of the show is Sasami! Playing the part of Cindersami!

Sasami: (blushes & curtsies)

Misato: (smiles) Playing the part of the King and the Duke are Yosho and Nobuyuki!

Washu: (to herself) Getting the pervert to be the duke, eh? That's going to be interesting!

Misato: And last, but not least, we have Mihoshi as the narrator!

Now let's get started!

(they all walk backstage and the light dims)