Mommy, Mommy, I gotta go Potty!! | Gundam Wing

By: N-chan | Chibi*C | Nao-hime | Nikchan

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notes: sorry, heero may be a bit outta charecter...as you may not know, this
revolves around duo..
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+ over the comm +

Duo: *whew* Awww..crap, Heero?!! How many more!! the god of death's gettin'
tired!!

Quatre: From the looks of it, alot more!

Duo: How much is dat?

Heero: A-lot. *stressing the A*

Duo: Awww man...

Wufei: Stop complaining.

Duo: Wuman!!

Wufei: Do-not call me that!

Duo: You know you love that name!

Wufei: ARRRGGHHH!!! Duo, I will kill you.

Duo: Ain't that Heero's line?

Heero: Yeah, don't take my line!

Trowa: Silence really is golden.

Duo: What's that supposed to mean?!

Trowa: .....

Quatre: *nods his head*

Duo: Whaaat??

Noin: Could you be quiet, I can hear you.

Duo: Wassup, Ms. Noin!

Noin: Duo!!!

Duo: Alright, Alright...WASABI!!!

Noin: DUO MAXWELL!!

Duo: Dont'cha love it when women call you by your full name?

Noin: ARGH!! I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOUR DEATHSCYTHE!!

Duo: Really?

Noin: Actually, when we get back to peacemillion, I'M GOING TO PULL YOUR BRAID
OFF!!

Duo: Ehh..heh-heh... ^^;; *sweatdrop* You wouldn't really do that? Wouldja?

Noin: YES I WOULD!!

Duo: ...

Noin: YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES!!

Duo: WASSAP!!

Noin: *flies off*

Duo: BYE BYE!!

Heero: I suggest that you shutup.

Duo: Yeah whatever.

Heero: I'm serious.

Duo: Haha.

Heero: Before I shoot you.

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++ Hours Later ++

Duo: Damn, when will these OZ Mobile Suits stop comin'!

Quatre: Maybe never.

Duo: WHAT?!!

Quatre: Maybe they'll never stop, we could be fighting all day.

Duo: *mumbles* I hope that professor dude built a bathroom on this thing.

Quatre: What?

Duo: Notin'.

Noin: I've got the westside finished.

Wufei: I've got everything north down.

Heero: I did everything east.

Trowa: I did everything south.

Duo: So we're done?!

Heero: No.

Duo: Whadda ya mean?! *hesitating*

Heero: Oz's sending more down our way.

Duo: Can we just skip this one?

Heero: I am not giving in.

Duo: C'mon!!

Heero: No. We will fight.

Duo: Awww...shit.. *mumbles* professor, you're gonna get it...

Trowa: There they are.

Heero: Let's go.

Duo: Man, I hope I can hold it.

(( N-chan: *snickers*))

Quatre: Argh...DAMNIT!!

Duo: Uh-oh...i think i really need to go now!!

Heero: We're in THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE! YOU CANNOT GIVE UP NOW!!
ESPECIALLY NOW!!

Duo: I REALLY need to go...

Noin: *giggles*

Duo: Noin...

Quatre: Just a few more minutes..

Duo: That's forever..

Noin: Oh, C'mon..

Duo: Oh crapperz..

Wufei: What'd you say?

Duo: *turns pale*

Trowa: Oh man.

Duo: OH shit!!! Look what happened!! PROFESSOR, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

Heero: *snicker*

Duo: *flies deathscythe over to peacemillion*

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Howard: What happened, why're you so wet? Is it that hot out there?

Duo: Don't ask.

Howard: Okay..

Duo: Ya think you could install a bathroom in that thing?

Howard: I don't think so.

Duo: Well, ya should.