i own nothing and all that shit.
Tzeentch was bored, he had grown tired of throwing race after race from his universe into other universes so it decided to try something different. He called in one of his changers of fate to his throne of books.
"You will fetch the sex fiend, the plague lord, and the brute." He commanded in seven different voices one of them backwards. "While you're at it get cegorach and the corps too. This is going to be interesting to say the least."
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Brother sergeant Morgan of the thousand sons was in a very bad mood. first, his ship crashed on an uninhabited world, then when he and his brothers were able to finally fix the damned thing, and tried to return to prospero to aid their brothers, the fucking gellar fields broke down and during the invasion of deamon jackasses they came out of the warp not in prospero but in empty space. With just him, the fucking deamons had killed his brothers. to sum up, he was fucking pissed.
Morgan was big even for a space marine but that might be due to his terminator armor. He was a proud former member of the raptora cult of the thousand sons legion. The claw symbol of the raptora on his left pauldron (for respect for his former cult) the thousand sons emblem on his right. The scarab on his chest plate signifies his place in the scarab occult.
His halberd was laying on the ground still spattered with deamon blood. His bolt pistol mag locked on his leg, brother Ra's plasma rifle on his back next to brother carn's bolter and chainsword with ammo for a long time to boot. He picked up his halberd and wiped the sword like blade on a deamon carcass.
Making his way back to the pilot's seat the ship's computer told him of a planet a short ways off with a small outpost on the planet deciding to land and find out where he was and check the out side of the ship. The only problem was, there were only sevan bio signs on an outpost for 15 to 20 people. Strange he thought. Unknown to him it will only get stranger from there.
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Commander shepard was having a trippy fucking day. First she died two years ago then Cerberus came and brought her back and now she has to fight against the collectors right after she woke up. Can't a girl be dead for five more minutes?
