Hi there. It doesn't matter what my name is. I'm a player—and if you're curious, I'm a girl. There was a day when I decided to quit Arena, but guess what, I'm going back for fun. Actually, I'm waiting for 30 minutes to get my login event.

This is my Blade Master. Let's just call him Raven. "Hey, Raven, say hi!" I said to him.

"Master, can I get a B slot?" he asked to me. My chars called me master for some reason.

"No. 4 slots is enough for me," I answered. I just need my Shockwave. It's my favorite skill!

"I'm getting tired of shockwave!" he protested. "Could you please stop doing that?!"

"Raven, wait! We're going to Arena today! There's no shockwave" I shouted. I can't wait to pvp! It's been a long time!

"What? Wait! You've been playing Dreadlord lastly! You're going to mess things up!" he yelled.

"Come on, Raven. We're doing this for fun!" I insisted.

He sighed. "Well, if you say so".

I clicked the Arena and we found a match. Oh, look! It's Noblesse! I hope I can beat this guy!

"Stop knocking down the enemy, master, please," he begged. So, yeah, I mess things up just by a single key on my keyboard: Z.

"Stop complaining and follow my lead, Raven," I said as I moved him to summon a black hole and… yes! X drop! "We're doing great so far!"

"No, we're not. Look at my HP," he said. I look at the red bar and, oh my god, what am I doing? He's dying!

"We almost win!" I pressed the Ctrl key on my keyboard. "Pikachu!" I shouted as he did an awakening.

"You don't have to shout that, you know," he said.

"You remind me of that," I replied.

And he died because of that homing active skill.

"Raven, nooo!" I shouted.

And he come back to live.

"You don't have to be so dramatic," he sighed.

"It's normal to be sad to see my char died," I whimpered.

"I wish I had a saner master," he murmured. Uh, yeah, I'm kinda insane. "Let's do the next one, master!"

I pressed the Arena button. "Here we go!" I said as I clicked the Yes button.

Dreadlord.

"W-We can do this," I gulped.

"You don't sound so sure," he said while he's posing.

"Why do you have to pose in every single match or dungeon?" I asked. "Even you pose every time I click you on the login screen".

"Ask the system. Don't ask me," he replied.

We're not doing well until this Dreadlord—I mean—Chiliarch used her Oriax.

"Raven, I have an idea," I said while I pressed the arrow key another direction. "Run!"

And he got caught. "But why?!" I protested. "She can't dash! Why—"

"Relax, master. It's a skill note," he replied. Oh.

We survived that. I don't know what to do, so I just ZZ loop on our enemy until he's knock down.

And he died because of Apollyon. That blue demon…!

"Master, why do you have to ZZ loop? It's weird, you know!" he complained.

"But it looks cool on player's point of view. Trust me. You're okay," I replied. Looks like he accepted that theory. But, seriously, if he do that in real life, it's really awkward.

We're still not doing well until we met a Crimson Avenger with no costume. Just sparring set.

"Do we have a chance?" I have a high hope for this match.

"No. Most of the Crimson Avengers are laggers. You know that already," he sighed.

And, yeah, he's right. She's lagging. I tried to catch her by commanding Raven to do Shadow Step. I pressed X and he didn't catch anything.

"Don't worry! I know what to do!" I said as I commanded him to do Burning Rush. A second later, it hit her.

"If this happened in real life, it would be scary," I said.

And a few minutes later, she killed him.

"30 minutes already?!" I look at the clock icon on the right side. Its color turned gray.

"Not a single win was made," he sighed.

"But it was fun!" I shouted. "What do you think?"

"My xdrops were cool," he smiled. Yay!

"Let's do that again someday!" I smiled back.

He nodded. "I'll be waiting".

I clicked the logout button.

It's been a month, I think. I've been having fun with Add in dungeons and fields. Today, I can't hold myself to click the Arena button. Meet my Diabolic Esper! "Add, say hi!"

He just waved his hand to the screen. "We're going to make your rank to S!"

"What the hell?!" I think he's going to complain. "I thought you don't like Arena".

"Yeah, I don't," I replied. "Don't worry! Look at all your over-powered skill!" I look at all the skills on the slots with sparkling eyes. I love the animation!

I commanded him to sit. "Whatever," he said as he sat on his nasod dynamos and rested his right arm on the other nasod dynamos. "Let's do this".

Oh my god. KOG please nerf him.

"I don't understand. Why are your skills full of bullsh-ts?" I asked him.

"Ask KOG. You're still having fun with all those bullsh-ts, right?" he asked back. Well, yeah, he's right. Thanks to the cool animation.

We found another match. Our enemy is… hey, it's the same job.

"Is the same Diabolic Esper from before," I said. I still remember his nickname.

Why is everyone lagging?

"Stardust shower!" Add shouted as he disappeared and those sphere came like a rain. Oh, yes! The animation! I like it!

He came back from a portal. "Master, something's wrong with our enemy," he said.

"Let's take a closer look," I said as I moved him to take a closer look. Our enemy is in slow motion and still not touching the ground. "Auto-attack," I pressed X to make Add kicked electrical blast on the enemy. "Auto-attack," I did the same thing.

Our enemy disappeared and Add speaks Korean.

"He pulled the cable?!" I can't believe this.

"When Add is going too far that other Add can't handle it," Add said.

Okay then.

I don't understand. We won most of our matches, but I don't feel happy at all. Why?

"Let's just do the last one," he said. I look at the exp rank. 0.25% to rank S. I pressed the button and we're going to do this last match.

A lagging Code: Empress.

I pressed the arrow key to go to our enemy spot. "Is she moving?" I asked as I pressed Z to make Add attacked her with electrical shock.

A few seconds later, she did a pose.

"Master, wait! Do I have to kill her?!" he protested.

"We have no choice!" I shouted. For some reason, I really don't want to attack Eve while I'm using Add. I don't know why.

"But how do we kill her?" he asked. Well, he's right. We can't even hit her.

"Let's just attack randomly," I said as I spam the X button and her HP bar decreased.

"Add, we need a plan," I said. "You have to ask our guildmates!"

I pressed Enter key and began to type.

"Guys, any tips to fight lagging Eve?" he asked to the guild.

"Run," a Code: Battle Seraph on my guild replied.

The Deadly Chaser doesn't say anything because he's on a match.

And the others are offline. Yes, our guild is a graveyard.

We ran and finally got Illipia's Touch. "Add, it's still 100 seconds left. What are we going to do?" I asked as I moved him.

Suddenly our enemy called Ferdinand and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DAMAGE. What is Illipia?

"Lag and geared. Perfect," he sighed. "Master, do it. She's dying".

I turned him into DP mode and pressed the Stardust Shower button. We won.

"There, your S rank. Happy?" he looks bored.

"I'm not," I murmured. "But why?"

"Don't question me," he said. "Let's just go to dungeon next time. It makes you happier, master".

I look at what my guildmates doing right now. I pressed Enter key and began to type.

"Are you guys still doing secret dungeons? Can I join?" Add asked. Good thing they're still doing it. I pressed the OK button when one of them invited me.

"This should be fun," Add smirked.

"I'm going to spam your Paranoia!" I shouted. Why? Because I love the animation.

I miss my Blade Master. I miss the day when I used to spam the Burning Rush because I can't catch my enemy. I miss the day when I used to press the Shadow Step and X to catch someone, but I end up didn't catch anything. I miss the day I used to knock down the enemy because I can't summon the black hole right. I miss the day when I used to shout "Pikachu!" when he's on awakening.

That moment I realize that I've been missing.

I miss my Infinity Sword.


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As always, thanks for reading!