A/N: Dude, thank you for at least clicking on this story which means you must have been slightly interested in the amzing title and sorta cool summary! So now please sit back, relax and enjoy being Not So Sober. BTW, I'll probably add a lemon in later chapters and a lot of cursing.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or else Kagura and Naraku would both be still alive, much to everyones dsimay

Dedication: Gotta thank hanmaoerin for helping me think up this story and all the awesome lines that come with it!

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Chapter 1: Jail Bait, Stale Mate

"Heeeeey, Kagome, best friend!"

"Kagura, its 3 o'clock in the morning, what do you need," a very tired and worn out Kagome mumbled into her cell phone receiver. Her red mouth opened in a yawn.

"Well, um, I kind of arrested again and I need you to bail me out, hehe," the voice came through a bit hyper, but slurred from drinking. Kagome's brown eyes flashed open and peered into the dark.

"How many DUI's has that been," she asked sleepily.

"I think 3 this month…" Kagome turned to the warm body next to her next to her before harshly whispering,

"Kagura, I am not going to pay for another bail this month! How do you even keep your license with that many drinking and driving charges! I've paid enough for your idiocy; I really wish the police would take the dang thing away!"

"But Kags, since I am the official payer for the building where you work, if I am not there to pay those lovely tax collectors, you'll be out of work!" Kagome could feel the sly smirk starting to spread across Kagura's red lips. But, she couldn't cave now, not with a lean arm stretched over her waist and keeping her firmly on the bed.

"And anyways, this is the only call I get." She thought about it for a moment before answering the prison mate on the phone.

"Fine, I'll bail you out in the morning," she said.

"But, but, I've never spent a night here." The tone had changed to sharp and alarmed.

"You almost did on my wedding night."

~Flashback~

The newly wedded couple lay in bed, wedding dress and tuxedo strewn on the floor. Their bodies were slick with sweat and breathing heavy. Fingers were intertwined underneath the blue sheets of the hotel. The silver haired groom was the first to break the peaceful silence and utter a word into the night.

"Our first night as a married couple was simply-"

"Amazing," the bride finished, sighing contently and leaning over to peck her new husband lovingly on the lips. "I love you, Inuyasha Takahashi.

"Yeah, so do I. Oh and I love you Kagome Takahashi." Kagome hit him on the arm while giggling softly.

"Don't get too sarcastic on your wedding night," she warned, snuggling into his warm, bare chest. She could feel his smirk against her neck. Both of their breaths started to even out and sleep was coming on quickly until…the blasted phone rang.

"Whoever that may be, I really don't care, I'm going to kill them with my own hands," Inuyasha grumbled, the words vibrating against Kagome's skin. She attempted to get up, but his arm tightened and her body was stuck to the bed. The phone continued to ring.

"Inuyasha, I do have to get that." Inuyasha growled in annoyance but loosened his arm just enough so Kagome could reach the cell phone. Her hand fiddled around on the bed side table until it located the electronic device. She flipped it open and was met with Kagura's voice, pleading for bail.

Of course, she didn't leave or get up, but instead called another number and asked Sesshomaru for her first favor.

~End Flashback~

"You mean, you didn't pick me up that night?" Kagome opened her mouth in pure shock.

"You didn't notice it wasn't me?" She knew her features weren't that alike to Sesshomaru. Well, at least she hoped.

"Hey I was quite drunk that night. You happen to choose great bartenders and very potent alcohol."

"Your excuse for everything."

"Look can you come get me now, Kags." Kagome tapped her finger against her phone, until her husband's arm tightened. She knew she wasn't moving.

"Kagura," she started, still whispering, "You just hang out in that nice, cozy little cell of yours until around 9:00 and then I'll come and get you."

"But, but-"

"No complaining! That's my final offer or else you'll stay there until all that precious time is up!" Kagome heard a slightly muffled good bye before she snapped the phone shut. She leaned back and sighed.

"Did Not-so-Sober get caught again," a grumpy voice spoke up.

"Yeah Inuyasha," Kagome yawned," Go back to sleep." He snorted before falling asleep with Kagome right along beside him.

Next Day (Well later the same day) Around 9:10

Kagura was beyond tired and came into work the next day with a killer headache that left her unprepared for work at the bookstore. The beds in the prison cells felt more like lumpy bricks then mattresses. It hadn't been a particularly pleasant way to spend the night. Although, she did have a good opportunity to catch up with Hiten, one of the guards she'd become good friends with. He apparently had 3 current girlfriends and 1 fiance, none of them knowing the others existed. Kagura couldn't figure out how he juggled all of them. The sex must be incredibley worth it.

Kagome entered the building right behind Kagura, scolding her for the drinking and driving. Her face was flushed and the older girl was holding her hands over her ears. The hangover was bad enough. This was not helping.

"Kagome, you know this speech does not teach me any lessons and does not help at all," she yelled at the ebony haired girl standing next to her.

"Well, I plan on continuing this speech until you do finally learn!"

"But did you have to start in the police office," Kagura whined, "I don't want to be embarrassed in front of those guards!" Kagome rolled her eyes, then huffed and walked towards her café. The Ivy Groove Bookstore is split into two parts, one side all books and the other side is a small café.

"Sweetie, did you get arrested again," a guy with black hair tied up in a ponytail asked, walking towards Kagura. He wore a light purple shirt and black skinny jeans.

"Yeah Jaky, DUI again," Kagura sighed, "Oh well, back to my amazing job as mangaer! And you, back to the magical register of doom!"

"Are you still drunk?"

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Alright! Hope you enjoyed my amazing story that was thought up by my friend hanmajoerin and I while spending a weekend together. that sounded really wrong....

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