I woke up half asleep on the couch from watching a World's Dumbest marathon. My head hurt from sleeping only for 2 hours. "Huh, Mom's still out. Wonder where she is…" I muttered to myself as I went to the kitchen to grab a couple Cokes in the fridge. I decided to make a phone call to Mom.
"Hello?" Mom answered with a voice I knew very well.
"Mom! Did you become a ho again…?!" I asked Mom with a voice that means 'What the hell are you thinking?'
"I'm hanging up now, Derek, bye." Mom said, hanging up, before putting the Cokes in my backpack. I grabbed my naginata that was standing next to the entertainment center and the case of medium-size daggers from the counter next to the door. I then I headed out to the car.
I was texting my friend in the parking lot of a McDonald's down the street from where I live. She texted back.
'Sorry, I have to work right now. Maybe Friday,' she said.
Well, hell, she has to work overtime. I just decided to just go to the drive-thru. There was a blue virtual guy thing standing there watching me. He pointed his finger at me. "Derek, the goddess of love calls you into the Smash Bros Mansion." I felt a sudden pain in my chest as I fell back.
All of a sudden, everything went black for a moment.
I felt light in space, unable to process where I was. It was dark, but there was a sphere of light a distance in front of me. A voice was coming from the light. "Awaken, young one. Come to the Smash Mansion. Your destiny awaits…"
Next thing I knew my vision came back to a woman wearing a pink dress and a yellow creature with a red circles on its cheeks. I woke up in a bed in a place I didn't recognize. Come to think of it, I didn't remember anything. A question came to my mind. 'Who am I…?'
