One shot. Forrest gives a eulogy at Cave Johnson's funeral.
Rated: K
I own only the words.
The Eulogy
Hello, my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. I've been asked to talk about Cave Johnson. I only met Mister Johnson the one time. It must have been near forty years ago. Mister Johnson was hiring people in real good shape to help with some science projects.
He said that he'd donate money in our name to any charity we asked him to. I asked him to donate to families who lost someone in war. Mister Johnson seemed to like that idea. He said something about taking care of those left behind.
For the projects, Mister Johnson had sent limos to pick us up. I got to meet astronauts on the way to his business. Once we got there, he showed us around his huge business. Then, he had us do something with some paint. To be honest, I never did get a good idea of what we were trying to do. Mister Johnson looked real happy when we were done, though. So I think whatever he was trying to do worked.
Somebody must not of liked what he did, though. Because I few years later he was ordered to talk to congress. I personally don't think Mister Johnson did anything wrong. He acted real nice when I met him.
And that's all I've got to say about that.
