As everyone knows, every horrible fanfiction is written by 12 year olds.
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Rule 1: Over detail your characters. Explain every part of them down to the microfibers in their clothes.
Naruto walked in. He wore a tight fitting black shirt and a pair of cargo pants. It seemed he was in a rush this morning so he forgot his socks. His Shoes were mismatched and that was beautiful. As he walked his golden hair glistened in the sunlight. His toned abs pulsed with the beat of his heart. His confidence overshadowed every flaw making him perfect.
Rule 2: Unnecessarily ship characters, even if it doesn't make sense. Hell with it, bring in other characters from other shows.
As he walked in, he saw Frieza at the bar taking the drinks. He sneaked up and embraced him from behind. Frieza blushed as he felt Naruto behind him.
Rule 3: Insert random Japanese phrases to make yourself sound more Kawaii.
he one behindOh sempai, moshi moshi. Said Frieza when he realized Naruto was t him. Yes, Frieza-chan. I am here said Naruto-Sama as he stood behind frieza.
Rule 4: Insert yourself into the story somehow. Hell! Make your own Oc about yourself.
Just then, The Demon Lord God of Destruction Sailor Scout (Edge) walked in. He saw Naruto with Frieza and instantly felt jealous. He fumed at the thought that his sempai was with his rival.
Rule 5: Forget about all extra characters you put in the story and focus on your 2 main (Yaui) Protagonists…..or is Frieza an antagonist…..god, now im confused, fk it, hes a protagonist in this story.
(Everyone forgot that Edge walked in and he is never mentioned again in the story, he was just a chance for the author to insert himself in:see rule 4)
Naruto Sempai, said frieza as he embraced Naruto.
Rule 6: Describe Every WET detail.
As Naruto threw Frieza on the table….fk this im not doing this, I quit.
Rule 7: The End
