Yui becomes a Vegan
It was a beautiful morning. Yui woke up and decided to check her weight. The birdies were singing. The little kids' laughter could be heard on their road to school. Yui found out that she had become a fat fucking sack of shit.
She panicked. "I-I-I-I-I c-c-c-could become a Fat Acceptance Social Justice Warrior" she thought. But she realized how cowardly that would be. Then, a idea popped up. Yui took a breath and screamed at the top of lungs "I'LL BECOME A VEGAN!1!11!1!" All of her neighbors heard the cold hard truth. They felt sorry for her for just a few minutes before hives popped up on their skins and started jumping off windows because they knew how miserable would be to live near a filthy fucking Vegan.
After a sad morning & noon, Yui's friends came over. Kooyyoko chan w/ Akarium & Chinkochan rang the bell. And then they found out she will become a Vegan. Akari fell into a corner like a fetus, crying, Chinatsan had her dreams shattered & Kooyikoko fell to the ground laughing her ass off because of that(and the ecstasy she took in the morning).
Yui displeased, said "Are you Fatphobic?" Then everyone stopped. Time was still. They knew that their friend was becoming a SJW Fat Acceptance Cuck. That made them send her into a mental asylum for 1 hour(est+ pacific time). But Yui stayed a Vegan.
A month passed. Her friends were in her house all the time and continuously encouraged her . But Yui started seeing people as food because of her becoming a Vegan. It was like she was in a bad Tokyo Ghoul fanfic, but then she realized she is in a bad Yuru Yuri fanfic instead. She started seeing her friends the same. Sweat came down. She decided to do it. Eat them!
Kiyoiyiyooki was playing video games when she turned around to see a brief moment where Yui jumped her, thinking her friends of nothing except sacks of juicy meat. She bit off her neck. Blood was everywhere. Chinmpo chan got truly scared. "Yui chano don't bite off my ass plzzz YUUUUUUIIIII" But she did bite her ass. Her rectum bled to death. Akari staring at her friend with her usual petrified scared glare started crying. Then, a voice popped up in her head. Akari heard it. It was God. God was telling her not to give up hope. So, Akari screamed and a blazing red aura appeared. She pulled out 2 RPGs out of her hair buns and shot Yui. The entire building blew up. Akari's last words were "I'll be back!"
