The Big Misadventure

Sure, no one practically befriends Ice King. If they don't how about being inside him a hobby, what else do they do? Ice King is a noob, we know. But having his shrunken frenemies in his body is overly-gross and funny. How does Marceline even resist the urge to eat an alveolus (if you know what that means)? What if they'll be trapped forever in a noob's body? Will they also save Flame Princess from an extinguished state?

Finn was peeping over what Princess Bubblegum was babbling over. PB was still annoyed after Jake extinguished fire with liquid nitrogen and froze them all. As a result, PB's quarters were 'hard candy'. Finn saw she was practically shoving him. "Uh, PB, I know you are so angry. Why not a deal? What if Jake, you, Marceline and I drink that concoction?" PB, of course, is astonished and said "Well, I might let you do it. But the experiment is too dangerous. If you drink it, everything might go wrong". But due to stubbornness, PB, was forced to drink the concoction with Finn, Jake, Marceline and BMO and immediately shrunk. After falling into Ice King's ice-bowl-filled-with-noodles-with souls, PB just saw the noodles all flat. "Dude, Ice King really is nuts. I can't see ANY souls in these noodles" she just laughed. But, no one knew that a greater tragedy would happen. Ice King was half-asleep when he slurped everyone with his noodles. Marceline kind of tickled his larynx and went through his glottis and then to his lungs. Finn was stuck in between Ice King's teeth. Jake was seeing fingers in the small intestine. BMO was puzzled in the eye. PB was just baffled after being wound up in the brain by a new blood vessel who does not actually know where they're going. "Oh my, it seems my brain can't stop thinking about Princess Bubblegum!" Ice King said laughing. PB was plain annoyed. "Okay, I'm stuck in here. I don't want to get Ice King. His blood smells like ham. No ham for me!" Marceline said in a sniff. In the end, Marcey ate up one alveolus or two. BMO just slept. Finn just saw a bunch bubblegum shaped like PB strewn all over the tooth he was on. Constantly he had to duck just to make sure he did not meet under-life early. "Jeez, it seems I reached a disgusting place" Jake shuddered as digested food came and went. He decided to munch some villi, but threw it up before even reaching the stomach. PB was so annoyed that she popped a jolt to Ice King! "Oh my homburg, Ice King is chewing taffy! If I get stuck, I'll be inflated into a bubble and thrown in the trash!" Finn said. Marceline just slept but occasionally muttered "No, Marcey, no alveoli blood vessel for now". PB was very angry; she kept placing 'Ice King Loves Ice Queen' notes all over Ice King. Jake just got a free massage from the villi, thinking life with disgusting chyme was fun. BMO spent some time looking everything at Ice King's point of view. "Gawd, he does see souls" BMO said. PB immediately placed a memory of Ricardio and Ice King spitted them all up! After a very refreshing rinse, Finn saw Flame Princess, blue and unconscious! "Flame Princess," he shouted.

"Now, Finn, no way should you blame PB. Let's breathe and..." Jake puffed. "No, I don't think PB's the culprit. But how in the world did Flame Princess get in a strictly-no-fire-person room?" Finn huffed. PB was in fact in her science lab creating another 'room-blasting' experiment, probably another dose of wrongly mixed Decorpsinator Serum. Could it be Ice King? Nah, that king was still asleep. How about Ice Queen? She's fictional. So who in the world is the suspect?

As Princess Bubblegum placed a tube to Flame Princess, she said "Well, if this tube is removed during your investigation, she's extinguished, for sure!" "Jake whole day," PB said. Finn and Jake rushed off. "Uh, Bonnibel, how can Flame Princess survive with that only? How can she think about food?" Marceline just queried. PB just sent Marceline away. PB just continued her work.

Finn and Jake were in Ice King's castle. And boy, Ice King was trapped and asleep! They went to every place where the possible suspect could be found. They saw Ricardio laughing with a mugful of water. They knew Ricardio was very suspicious. He even had a few sparks of fire in the dump! Finn tried to get the ingredient PB assigned to him in order to revive FP quickly: a rare golden muscle from the deceased body of Golden Muscle (made that up) that now lies ion Ricardio's dump. Jake screamed and said "I got it! Now let's capture Ricardio!" "Okay, I give up. I'm the one who extinguished Flame Princess" Ricardio said before tying Finn up. "Jake, you get the ingredient to Bubblegum, but until FP wakes up, Finn stays with ME!" Ricardio said. Jake ran. But he saw Flame Princess awake. "Too late, Jake, you were too late. She's awake. I heard of Finn's capture. Take that back and give it to Ricardio" PB said. Jake ran around again. Giving to Ricardio the golden muscle, Finn was free. "Now hold on your puckers, fan boy. I'm not keen on seeing a love triangle" Jake said. "Why'd you do that?" PB asked. "I just said I'm not keen on a flame-versus-bubblegum love triangle. In fact..." Jake answered while trying to say another. "Say no more or I'll stick taffy in your mouth!" PB shouted.

So, there you have it. Hope you didn't think it is history for FP hope you didn't get ogled by the body facts!