AN: I is a preps

AN: I is a preps!! I thx my bff Carlee n Jessy!! U 2 maed wriightng thez soooo eze. So I hopez u luv thees!

Discreamer: I dun't ohne Harry Potter. So dun't revuew my store and be like OMIGOZZ U R BRAAKING COPEEWRITE!!


My name is Sama. I am a prep. Dumboldore dous not like me cause I am a prep because he is a stupid goth guy! Srisly? What tyhpe of old guy walks around in all black and waers eye lines. I really hate my nmae. It makes me sound too witchly. (AN: yes. Sama is a gurl. I'M A BOY AUTHRO!! IT ISN'T ILEGAL FOR ME TO WRITE BUT GURZ!! DNT JUJE ME!!)

I walked into Hogwarts: School of Witchcrack and Wizardry.

"OMG SAMA!! THERE WERE THESE GOTH KIDS CUTTING THEMSELVES IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM" said Hermione.

I was like, "OMG! NO WAYS…. DID YOU GIVE THEM FLOWER JUICE??"

"YES! THEY BLEW UP!!"

"YAAAY!! stupid gothix! They are so sad and depurssing." said I. Me and Herminione walked to our class. Proffessor Megonigal was talking about some morphing stuffs, but i had other things on my mind. I couln't stop feenking about Draco Malfoy.

The only problem about Draco Malfoy was he was a goth kid. But he was so hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. (AN: but know in the moofies hez ooglee cuz he hitted puberty)

I decided that I'd get him to turn into a perp. Preps are fun, and happy. I am happy. I'm fun. I like to wear my mini skirwts and high heelz. What prep doesn't? Maybe Draco could wear bermeeuda one day! Yah!

Dumboldore walked into class.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE GOFF GUY!!" yelled me.

"Sama. Shut up you whore. I'll raep your mom!" Dumbledore yelleded back. "Anyways. Class. I need you all to give me your blood samples for tomorrows drug test. I must make sure you all have the right blood." He looked at me and winked as if he was a pedophlexorz. (AN: yah! pedos eat childs. thats wut me mum tolded me!! 3)

Hermionie looked at me worried. She didn't have the write blood cause she was a mugblood. I dint care that she is a mugblood, but draco does. Even though I like draco. So who will I pick in the end? Hermione or Draco? Omg. Hard decision!! WAAHH!


Eff u liek dis, plz favurt et!! 3 ya!