I was listening to "You can't stop the beat" From hairspray, and this occurred to me while I was working on another fanfiction. Normally I'm not much into humor, and popular culture, but this was to good to resist! Besides, can you imagine numair singing? -giggles-

I OWN NOTHING!

KELADRY
You can't stop my peachblossom
As he races down a hill
You can try to stop the seasons, men
But ya know you never will
And you can try to stop my fightin' heart
But i just cannot be a lady

Cause the world keeps spinnin'
Round and round
And my heart's keeping time
To the beat of hooves
I was lost till I learned to fight
Then I found my way

KELADRY & DOM
Cause you can't stop us fightin'

Ever since this old world began
A woman found out if she fought
She would scare some old man
And so I'm gonna fight and beat it
The best that I can today

'Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But I never ask why
And if you try to hold me down
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say
That you cant stop my fightin'

DAINE
You can't stop a river
As it rushes to the sea

NUMAIR
You can try and stop the hands of time
But ya know it just can't be

DAINE
And if they try to stop us, Numair,
I'll call the on our truly great king
Cause the world keeps spinning
Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the sound of hooves
I was lost till I learned to fight
Then I found my way

DAINE & NUMAIR
Cause you can't stop me fightin'

DAINE & NUMAIR
Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman liked to fight
in the day and the night
And so I'm gonna fight and beat it
With all my might today

'Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise
We're dreamin' of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two swords that clash today
Cause you cant stop our fight

ALANNA
You cant stop my happiness
Cause I like the way I am
And you just can't stop my sword and knife
When I see a bandit man
so if you don't like the way I am
Well, I just don't give a damn!

ALANNA & GEORGE
Cause the world keeps spinning
Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the beat of hooves
I was lost till I learned to fight
Then I found my way

ALANNA & GEORGE
'Cause you cant stop the fight

Ever since this old world began
A woman found out if she fought
She could shake up a man
And so I'm gonna fight and beat it
The best that I can today

Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But i never ask why
And if you try to hold me down
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say
That you cant stop my fight

THAYAT
Oh oh oh
You can't stop today
As it comes speeding down the track
Child, yesterday is hist'ry
And it's never coming back

THAYAT & JON
'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day

THAYAT
And it don't know Man from woman

BURI
Yeah!

BURI & RAOUL
'Cause the world keeps spinning
'Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til i learned to fight
Then i found my way
'Cause you cant stop my fight

ALL
Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman liked to fight
in the day and the night
And so I'm gonna fight and beat it
With all my might today

'Cause you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
They can try to stop this paradise
We're dreaming of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two swords that clash today
You can't stop the our fight

Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah

ALL
Ever since we first saw the sun
A man and woman will always fight, and we've all lost and won
But we're gonna fight and beat it
And have some fun
Today!

ALL
Cause you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise
We're dreaming of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
'Cause you can't stop our fight
You can't stop our fight!!
You can't stop Our Fight!!
You can't stop our fight!!
You can't stop our fight!!

I know this isn't precisely normal, but I think the humor will cheer everyone up. If you see an anomaly in it, or have suggestions for more song adaptions, review!