After looking back at a few of my old ideas, I figured I should make a Naruto/Lucifer Crossover one-shot story, not just a challenge, I'm still retired, I'm just refreshing an old idea.

This is only a Beta Test, if anyone wants to improve it or put their own spin on it, feel free to do so.

Welcome To Fox

Chapter 1

Pilot

Tanzaku Gai

It was a cool night at Tanzaku, all the nightclubs and gambling clubs were in full swing, though the most popular one was the exclusive nightclub called, FOX, anybody who is anybody drinks and has fun in the place, as long as no one causes trouble that is.

Music was playing in the background, people were dancing and drinking, and standing behind the bar was a red haired woman, cleaning a glass and making sure things are running smoothly, this woman's name is, "Tayuya-chan, make sure to order in more stock for next month, we wouldn't want people to die of thirst now would we." A voice called out to her.

Looking up, she see's the owner of the nightclub, dressed in a perfectly tailored black suit, with a black waist coat and red shirt underneath, his blond hair in it's usual spikiness and deep blue eyes showing mischief, along with three whisker-marks on each of his cheeks and his name is, "I know, Naruto-kun, I made sure to order just before we opened, now, will you be screwing anyone tonight, or will this be a dry night tonight."

While she asked she pours Naruto a drink of scotch with ice, "Now now Tayuya-chan, we talked about this," Taking a quick sip, "If you want to join all you need to do is ask, after all, we are business partners, we share everything, though I'm not into men or anything."

Tayuya just punches Naruto in the arm, causing him to chuckle, "You asshole, you know I'm not interested in any men, except you, I just get tired of finding women's panties on the piano in your room."

Naruto just chuckled, even though she said that she never said she wouldn't join him.

Now you're probably wondering, why is Naruto acting this way, didn't he want to be a ninja, didn't he want to be the Hokage, well the thing is, he DID want to be all those things, but after saving Sasuke from himself, along with taking him back to the village, he had enough of the so called "respect" that the villages were showing him, on the outside the civilians showed him "respect", but what they were really thinking was that he was still a demon, then like a bolt of lightning, it hit him, he would never be Hokage, the villagers would never trust him enough to lead them, so before anything could happen, he resigned from being a ninja, with Tsunade reluctantly accepting, since Naruto explained his reasoning to her and she couldn't help but to agree.

Naruto even asked her not to try and call him into action, since he didn't want to get pulled back into the village, so after packing up, Naruto made his "escape," he didn't want to say goodbye to his teammates and friends since it would be even harder to leave.

As he was leaping through the forest, that's when he came across Tayuya, unfortunately, at the time her legs were broken in in six different places, luckily Naruto found her, used his shadow-clones to remove the trees and took her with him to another village, he would've taken her to Tsunade to heal her, but he didn't want to return to Konoha for anything, so with help from the next village's doctor, her legs were fixed, but they also needed time to fully heal, unfortunately, Naruto had to act as her legs.

At first the girl would complain and swear none stop, but due to Naruto being the one to help her, with the Sound Village not even trying to find or help her, she now owed Naruto her life.

But that's not all, as they were travelling, the fox got in touch with Naruto, turns out the didn't want to help Naruto because he would use his chakra to help Konoha, at first the two really butted heads, though when Naruto found out the truth behind the fox's anger of being sealed up and used as a weapon, Naruto relented and hear him out, then came the ranting, Naruto just listened to it, though after the fox was thankful to being heard and gave Naruto a "gift" for listening, along with helping out with Tayuya's seal and legs, since Naruto shouldn't have to worry about Tayuya.

Turns out getting rid of the seal was a good thing, because somehow it was holding her back, turns out Tayuya was a lot stronger because the seal acted like a limiter, keeping her from getting stronger but using the extra strength in the final stage of the cursed seal, making Tayuya more reliant on it, though Naruto told the girl about it, with both having rage about it, once they calmed down they couldn't help but think that even though the snake bastard is evil, he is still a genius to think up such a thing.

But now that it's gone and Tayuya's legs were healed, they continued their journey, learning things on the streets along with becoming bounty hunters for a short while, as they travelled they both began to get closer to each other, in the end, they ended up sleeping together, after Tayuya then explained to him that she liked girls, but somehow Naruto managed to worm his way into her heart, without using the fox's "gift."

Hearing Tayuya say that, Naruto couldn't help feeling loads of emotions.

Since then, both became tired with bounty hunting, so they decided to travel to find something else to do, that's when they came across an old nightclub in Tanzaku Gai, with lights blinking at them, almost like a sign for them, Naruto soon gained what would be later known as "The Devil's Smirk."

Now, after so long, the duo used their bounty hunting money to buy the nightclub from the owner, with Naruto using just a touch of his "gift" to help the owner in selling, then the two remodelled the whole place, along with having a penthouse-like apartment up stairs where they can fool around, or bring girls with them to have fun. (A.N. Think Lucifer's LUX nightclube style, same with the apartment.)

Anyway, Naruto got on stage, the song started with a guitar rift. (Lucifer Soundtrack S1E1 Cage The Elephant-Ain't No Rest For The Wicked)

"I was walking down the street when out the corner of my eye

I saw a pretty little thing approaching me

She said, "I never seen a man, who looks so all alone

And could you use a little company?

If you can pay the right price, your evening will be nice

But you can go and send me on my way"

I said, "You're such a sweet young thing, why you do this to yourself?"

She looked at me and this is what she said"

As the song played a few people came through the door, looking around as though they were trying to find someone, yet due to the lighting and the suit, they ignored the singer and went to the bar, the woman of the group stepped forward to the bar owner, yelling slightly over the song, "Excuse me, do you think you can help us!?"

"Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked

Money don't grow on trees

I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed

There ain't nothing in this world for free

Oh no, I can't slow down, I can't hold back

Though you know, I wish I could

Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked

Until we close our eyes for good"

Tayuya looked up from her glass-cleaning, seeing a pink haired woman in front of her, "Depends, what do ninja from Konoha want from me."

"Not even fifteen minutes later after walking down the street

When I saw the shadow of a man creep out out of sight
And then he swept up from behind, he put a gun up to my head
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight
He said, "Give me all you've got, I want your money not your life
But if you try to make a move I won't think twice"
I told him, "You can have my cash, but first you know I gotta ask
What made you want to live this kind of life?"
He said"

Before the pinkette could answer, her dark haired teammate spoke up, "Don't play games, I know you use to work for Sound, so just give us some information on our idiot teammate, otherwise we'll take you in for questioning."

"Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free
Oh no, I can't slow down, I can't hold back
Though you know, I wish I could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good"

Not liking that remark, Tayuya leaned forward, a hand hidden under the bar, "Fuck off, Duck-Butt, I don't have to give you shit, besides, didn't ya get the memo, I don't work for Sound anymore, not since they left me for dead, if it wasn't for my boss that owns this place I would've been!"

"Well now a couple hours past and I was sitting in my house
The day was winding down and coming to an end
And so I turned on the TV and flipped it over to the news
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend
I saw a preacher man in cuffs, he'd taken money from the church
He'd stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
But even still I can't say much because I know we're all the same
Oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills"

Hearing the remark to his hair, the man was about to grab her by the neck, that is until she grabs him by the wrist and pulled him forward, holding a Karambits knife to his throat, she then finishes off, "Besides, if you want information you better wait until after the song!"

Feeling nervous for her teammate the pinkette asks, "W-Why do we have to wait until then!?" Giving the pinkette a smile, she replied, "Because the clubs owner is nearly finished with the song!"

"Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
We got bills to pay, we got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free
Oh no we can't slow down, we can't hold back
Though you know we wish we could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good"

Once the song finished Tayuya let's the arrogant idiot go, where he rubbed his wrist, all the while Naruto finished his song, he went back to the bar, with people cheering and clapping at his song, once he reached the bar and sat down, completely missing the Konoha group, grabbing his drink with a smile, he looked at Tayuya, "Well Tayuya-chan, did you enjoy that song?"

Tayuya just gives a slight huff, "Unfortunately I missed some of it dealing with these people here." Pointing towards the Konoha group.

Naruto looks towards them, now realising who they were, and scoffed at them, "Well isn't this a surprise, my old ex-teammates popping in for a visit, did you come for a drink or something."

The group of three were shocked, they didn't think Naruto could be so different, granted it's been some years, but they never thought he would be the owner of the nightclub, though they should've guessed since the place is called FOX, they guess he called it that as a finger towards Konoha.

Sakura stepped forward, "Please Naruto-kun, we need you back, the village needs you to be a ninja again."

Scoffing again, Naruto couldn't help but say out loud, "And why does that place want me back, because I hold the fox, because I'm a weapon and guard-dog for Konoha to showboat to the other villages, they never respected me as a person, I was always seen as a demon by them."

Sakura was upset at Naruto's words, "That's not true Naruto-kun, we cared about you."

The moment she said those words Naruto jumped up from his seat, "DON'T YOU DARE LIE TO ME," His eyes glowing red, "The only time you ever cared about me was when you wanted me to do something for you, and I was foolish enough to do it, I had every right to end Sasuke's life after he stabbed me with his chidori twice, if it wasn't for the fox I wouldn't even be here now, so go back with your precious "Sasuke-kun" and ignore me like before."

With that, Naruto stormed out, going to his penthouse, leaving the group with Tayuya, who was cleaning another glass.

After what Naruto said, they realised that they were too late, he no longer cared about Konoha, "Did we really take Naruto-kun for granted?" Sakura couldn't help but ask herself out loud.

Before Kakashi could answer, Tayuya interupted, "What'd you expect, he's been all alone his whole life, being screwed over by your village since the fox was put in him."

Sasuke became angry, "And what would you know about Naruto, we're his team, we should know more about him than you!"

Tayuya just huffs, "Then what's your excuse for shoving a lightning-covered fist through his chest," Hearing that, Sasuke winced, "Besides, that would be "EX"-Teammate, and he told me everything about himself, just like how he knows everything about me, now if your not here for a drink I suggest you leave."

With that said the team left, all the while in the upstairs apartment, Naruto took his suit off, only wearing a pair of boxers and a silk dressing gown, sitting at his piano, playing a few notes to try and calm down, "Those idiots don't even know who I really am, all they saw was Naruto the idiot, (scoff) they couldn't even see behind that mask." Smiling to himself about that.

He then began to chuckle, "Actually, saying that, is beginning to cheer me up," playing a few more notes, "Now that I think about it, I may have just pulled the biggest prank in my whole pranking career, fooling the whole village into thinking I was a happy-go-lucky idiot."

Now he began playing a jazz rift on his piano, looking towards a clock on his wall he saw how late it was, "Awe~ It's already this late, Tayuya-chan would've closed the place by now," He gave a slight huff, he grabbed the glass of scotch on his piano, "Now I won't be able to have "fun" with any of the girls, stupid Konoha-nin for ruining my mood!"

"Well that's a shame Naruto~kun," Hearing the voice, Naruto turned around and spotted Tayuya, "Are you still in a bad mood~" Her arms hanging over a couple of beautiful women, both giggling at the surprise look on Naruto's face.

Slowly, his shock vanished, quickly gulping down the last drop of scotch, "Oh Tayuya~chan, you certainly know how to cheer me up~" His eyes flashing a quick red, then his face changed to the same smile when he and Tayuya first decided to buy FOX, his very own "devil's smirk," which caused the women, Tayuya included, to blush and fidgit at the look.

Life was good for Naruto and Tayuya, though something tells them that they haven't heard the last of Konoha, not by a long shot.

The End.

There you have it, my refresher on one of my Naruto/Lucifer Crossover ideas, it's surprising that there aren't more of these crossovers yet, considering how long Lucifer has been running, I hope someone adopts my ideas.

Also if anyone wants to change the song they can, as long as it's mostly from Lucifer since there are a lot of good songs on it, I really enjoy the song "The Devil You Know by X Ambassadors" on the show.

If anyone is interested in adopting, please let me know and when you've posted chapter 1 I'll post an announcement on who adopted and the name.

I Do Not Own Naruto Or Lucifer.