The first chapter is up! it's a little difficult to write this since I was using Netflix that had subtitles but it does have The Hangover II so I am writting this by copying what they say, which can be a little annoying so if anyone can give me a site that has subtitles that would be helpful

enough rambling, please enjoy


"Hi, you've reached the office of Dr Stuart Price, please note the office will be closing until the 24th, if this is an emergency please try-"

"Hi this is Dr Stu Price, I'm getting married so I'll be out of the country for 2 weeks, not sure if I'll have cell service, if this is a dental emergency pl-" Lauren snapped her phone shut and turned around

"Nothing" she shuffled over to the lounge and sat beside Tracy, her dad spoke to her mother and she frowned "Dad you're not helping"

"I looked into his eyes I did not see the eyes of a man but the eyes of a coward" her mother frowned and placed her hands on her husband's arm, he turned to her and raised his voice angrily, Tracy saw her phone vibrating and excused herself, once she was outside she answered

"Phil?"

"Tracy" Phil spoke tiredly "I'm sorry"

"Where the hell are you?" she demanded

"…it happened again" she closed her eyes with a sigh

"Don't say that, please"

"No this time we really fucked up" he sounded like he was just about to cry

"Seriously, what is wrong with you four, I thought Max would be the smart one"

"So much Trace I don't even know where to begin"

"Oh god…how bad" she was afraid of his answer "Like, no wedding bad?"

"Yeah…a little worse than that"

The Hangover II

"Mm-hm, you really need to floss more" Stu said as he leant over his childhood friend Phil

"Fuck that, that's why I come here" Stu pressed a button and the chair that Phil laid on rose up into a seating position

"Then you should come more than once every two years" Stu turned around to his bench

"So you could bleed me of all my money?"

"I never charge you a dime, Phil" the teacher leant over and grabbed a mask

"Hey, how do I work the nitrous?"

"Uh, you don't, actually"

"Come on. Just one hit" Stu turned his chair around

"Fillings look pretty good, any other problems?"

"Yeah, actually, you're getting married in Thailand" Stu opened his mouth to protest but Phil kept speaking "For starters, that's flights for me and Max, that's two grand right there and my mother-in-law's watching the kids, now she's got this whole new thing to hold over my head, plus it takes five days to get there"

Stu was not impressed "It's a 16-hour flight, and it's beautiful when you get there"

Phil shook his head "Whatever dude, it's a hassle" Stu nodded

"It is kind of far, Lauren's been there a week and she's still jet-lagged but It's where her parents are from, It means a lot" Phil scoffed

"Who gives a shit about her parents? Her dad hates you" Phil ripped off his bib and got off the chair

"He doesn't hate me" Stu denied whole heartedly "He's just never spoken to me, I think it's a cultural thing"

"Why can't you get married in Vegas like last time? So much easier"

Stu glared at Phil "Why can't you just be excited for me? This is my wedding" Phil leant against and stuck his hands in his pockets, a small smile on his face

"You're really happy, huh?"

Stu smiled softly, his mind flashing to his beautiful fiancé that he was soon to be married to "I really am"

"Alright, I'm happy too" he walked over and laid a hand on the dentists shoulder

"Thank you"

"It's gonna be fun" Phil went walk off but Stu stopped him

"Phil? Put the prescription pad back" Phil slowly turned back and to Stu's room, he fished the pad from his underwear and put it on the table

"Thank you, you know that's a felony, right?"

"Fuck you, man" Wenneck shuffled away

"Was this right up against your scrotum?"

"Yep"


"I just don't understand why he has to have his wedding in Thailand, why can't he have it at Alan's house like Tracy did"

"Because Phil, Tracy lived at Alan's house before she married Doug" Phil and Max were sitting at the dinner table with Eden, Eli and their 2 year old daughter Penny that was created from the night they forgot "I'm sure it will be beautiful and I've been saving my money to be able to pay for the flights"

"No way!" Penny whimpered at her fathers raised voice, Phil winced and quietened his voice "I'm not letting you pay two grand all by yourself"

"You know I can pay for it, I get a lot of money as a vet" Phil sighed in frustration and rubbed his temple

"Let me pay for my own ticket, I don't want to be known as the man who mooches off his fiancé"

"We're not getting married anytime soon-Penny, sweetie, food goes in mouth" Max looked at her daughter and scooped up the food dribbling out of her mouth with a small spoon, she then coaxed her daughter to eat it "There we go honey" she kissed her on the forehead and turned back to Phil

"I know we're not but I gave you my family's ring that I didn't even give Stephanie, I'd say we are pretty much engaged" Max smiled and shook her head

"Yeah, I guess your right" she leant over the table and met Phil's lips halfway, they kissed sweetly "Hmm I will never stop liking your kisses"

"Good because I will never stop kissing you" they kissed passionately once more

"Eeww stop kissing!" Eli cried in disgust

"What they doing with face?" Eden asked innocently

"Their sucking faces!"

"EEEHEHEHEHE!" Penny squealed and giggled excitedly, though she didn't have any idea what was going on, Phil and Max smiled at their kids, Alan had paid for the best Lawyer money could buy and four months after Doug's wedding Phil had finally divorced Steph and boy was she not happy, she got so angry that spear tackled Max and attacked her right in the court room, this however caused her to lose her rights to see her son Eli and for Phil to take full custody since she was too unstable to raise a child, Eli was upset for a while but he had gotten over it once Penny was born

"Alright you three enough" Phil laughed at his kids, his life was truly perfect


I know it's short and the next one will be aswell, i'm just getting back into the rhythm. I hope you will enjoy this next part in the Hangover saga

SCREAMINGTOMCAT OUT! 3