Let me tell you all about Homestuck
The comic of fate and mayhem and luck
It all happened on 4/13, an important date
In which it was all played by fate
To play the game, they did
And thus, the universe will flip its lid
There's four of them that played
John and Dave and Rose and Jade
And meteors did rain down hard
For Skaia didn't want to be marred
And oh, they were trolled
But this held things to be foretold
For by trolls we mean literally
And one acted viciously
There were twelve in their game
Here they are by name
Karkat and Tavros and Nepeta
Feferi and Equius and Kanaya
Eridan and Aradia and Terezi
Vriska and Sollux and Gamzee
Clubs, Hearts, Diamonds, Spades
Their game quickly fades
Escape away to another place
On a shooting meteor base
Here horrors happen as they turn against each other
Friend against friend, brother against brother
We're losing all hope in a blast of white magic
And now we know that the clown is indeed tragic
His death call is HONK
Taking them out with a deadly bonk
To save the world you must sleep forever
Though you will wake up however
Harness the powers of the wind
On this day, my birthday friend
Here we go, its the first devil
In your deaths, he will revel
Death's companion is a dog it seems
Killing you and your dreams
The others find a powerful Cascade
Becoming gods in this game they've played
Knight, Witch, Heir, and Seer
Though he is already here
Death's angel is a lord
He is Desolation's chord
He can kill you twice again
With eyes of a colorful spin
Let's rewind and scratch
And start a whole new match
A new game we can gain
Jake and Dirk and Roxy and Jane
Page and Prince and Rogue and Witch
This will be their in-game niche
One time is of peace and other of genocide
One where you live and another where you hide
From a alien sea dictator of killing
Your blood she could be spilling
Two sides to the same coin
Who are destined to join
A green cherub of kindness and creativity
A red cherub of fear and savagery
Who said that the bad guy never wins?
He has won; the vicious of twins
Escape away into your lands
For this is just as planned
As they say shenanigans happen
Watch as their emotions madden
Then spin out of control in a trick
A trick induced by one lollipop lick
Taking each one by surprise
Under a hyper colorful guise
A trick is followed by the capture of a tiger
And become a game's fighter
The sea witch acquires a witch and a dog
Who crackles with green fire and dark smog
Now on a treasure hunt
With a captain and a empress and a grunt
Don't forget an heir of the air
The treasure is curious thing
For throughout space does the heir be fling
Be the retcon heir
Though you are far from your friends in who-knows where
And they are cornered by a very angry dog
And you are wondering, "Mother of gog.."
Here we go for the fourth time
Celebrating with a rhyme
We have veterans and new fans
Creating the great Homestuck Clan
We have learned be the other guy
To retrieve arms and say goodbye
Hussie kills all the characters. All of them.
And his trolling which he will never stem
Bluh and never carry less than five computers.
Beware swordsmen and shooters
We assure you we can get a sweet catch
And gain unreal air (that is out pledge)
We have stopped to think , "THIS IS STUPID"
Not for long though, gog forbid
We are the fans. That's me.
We react with fear and rage, sadness and glee.
It's hard being a fan. It's hard and no one understands.
Stumps and Dismay are in our lands
There's one question that haunts us through thick and thin
We ask you this...what pumpkin?
By the way, it's not only Homestuck's birthday
Stop by John and "Happy Birthday" you should say!
