Let me tell you all about Homestuck

The comic of fate and mayhem and luck

It all happened on 4/13, an important date

In which it was all played by fate

To play the game, they did

And thus, the universe will flip its lid

There's four of them that played

John and Dave and Rose and Jade

And meteors did rain down hard

For Skaia didn't want to be marred

And oh, they were trolled

But this held things to be foretold

For by trolls we mean literally

And one acted viciously

There were twelve in their game

Here they are by name

Karkat and Tavros and Nepeta

Feferi and Equius and Kanaya

Eridan and Aradia and Terezi

Vriska and Sollux and Gamzee

Clubs, Hearts, Diamonds, Spades

Their game quickly fades

Escape away to another place

On a shooting meteor base

Here horrors happen as they turn against each other

Friend against friend, brother against brother

We're losing all hope in a blast of white magic

And now we know that the clown is indeed tragic

His death call is HONK

Taking them out with a deadly bonk

To save the world you must sleep forever

Though you will wake up however

Harness the powers of the wind

On this day, my birthday friend

Here we go, its the first devil

In your deaths, he will revel

Death's companion is a dog it seems

Killing you and your dreams

The others find a powerful Cascade

Becoming gods in this game they've played

Knight, Witch, Heir, and Seer

Though he is already here

Death's angel is a lord

He is Desolation's chord

He can kill you twice again

With eyes of a colorful spin

Let's rewind and scratch

And start a whole new match

A new game we can gain

Jake and Dirk and Roxy and Jane

Page and Prince and Rogue and Witch

This will be their in-game niche

One time is of peace and other of genocide

One where you live and another where you hide

From a alien sea dictator of killing

Your blood she could be spilling

Two sides to the same coin

Who are destined to join

A green cherub of kindness and creativity

A red cherub of fear and savagery

Who said that the bad guy never wins?

He has won; the vicious of twins

Escape away into your lands

For this is just as planned

As they say shenanigans happen

Watch as their emotions madden

Then spin out of control in a trick

A trick induced by one lollipop lick

Taking each one by surprise

Under a hyper colorful guise

A trick is followed by the capture of a tiger

And become a game's fighter

The sea witch acquires a witch and a dog

Who crackles with green fire and dark smog

Now on a treasure hunt

With a captain and a empress and a grunt

Don't forget an heir of the air

The treasure is curious thing

For throughout space does the heir be fling

Be the retcon heir

Though you are far from your friends in who-knows where

And they are cornered by a very angry dog

And you are wondering, "Mother of gog.."

Here we go for the fourth time

Celebrating with a rhyme

We have veterans and new fans

Creating the great Homestuck Clan

We have learned be the other guy

To retrieve arms and say goodbye

Hussie kills all the characters. All of them.

And his trolling which he will never stem

Bluh and never carry less than five computers.

Beware swordsmen and shooters

We assure you we can get a sweet catch

And gain unreal air (that is out pledge)

We have stopped to think , "THIS IS STUPID"

Not for long though, gog forbid

We are the fans. That's me.

We react with fear and rage, sadness and glee.

It's hard being a fan. It's hard and no one understands.

Stumps and Dismay are in our lands

There's one question that haunts us through thick and thin

We ask you this...what pumpkin?

By the way, it's not only Homestuck's birthday

Stop by John and "Happy Birthday" you should say!