Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice.

Pairings: Supermartian, Spitfire, Chalant, AquaRocket.

Chapter 1: Talk

"Not to be rude, but why are we here?" Robin asked this so nonchalantly, Zatanna burst into a fit of giggles. The team were sat in the cave's meeting room. There were 2 rows of 2 desks in the room. The chairs behind the desks were filled with Wally and Artemis, Robin and Zatanna, Conner and Megan, and Kaldur and Raquel. It looked like a really old school classroom. "Well Robin. Since you asked so nonchalantly, I'll... Let Green Arrow explain!" Batman felt proud of himself for realising the burden onto Ollie.

"Batman, what the hell!?" Green Arrow whispered, as he punched the dark knight in the arm. "Well kids! Who wants to do some science?" Arrow asked. Wally's hand slowly crept up, but was forced down by Artemis. Kaldur looked bemused at that. Green Arrow didn't really want to have this conversation with the team, but then again; nobody did. "Yes, um so, yes." Ollie stuttered. He saw eight pairs of eyes looking at him with that "would you get on with it so we can go and beat each other up" look. "Well, yes, since Wally put his hand up... Flash is going to take over! Okay, bye!"

"No thanks, see ya!" Flash sped out of the room. "Okay this is ridiculous! Someone please hurry up and tell us this 'oh so important' stuff NOW or so help me I will rip each of your heads off and feed them to Wally!" That was Zatanna. The team looked at her in surprise. She felt awkward. In a small voice she added "Or maybe get Supey to do it..." Robin sniggered.

The only adults in the room were Superman, and Batman who had for some reason not left the room like the others. Zatara was there, but he was standing in to corner, lint-rolling his suit down, and twiddling his moustache. "Clark. Tell them!" Bruce growled at Superman. "I'm Kryptonian, my idea of this is probably very different to yours!" Clark responded. The team looked at the two with concern. "Jesus Clark that's disgusting!" Batman told him, and got up to speak to the group.

"Right kids, listen up! Aquaman is taking over this class!" Batman sniggered as he passed on the torch to yet another unsuspecting leaguer. "My King's here?" Kaldur inquired. "Why Yes, Aqualad! I have been here behind you the whole time, I am surprised you did not notice! I will not take offence, as this is your first crime." Aquaman said that so quickly, it impressed Wally. He walked to the front. Arthur cleared his throat.

"Do you guys know where babies come from?" Everyone groaned. "Aww, if I knew it was this talk I would have stayed at home!" Artemis stated. Aquaman hung his head in shame, and left the room. He accidentally bumped into Superman on the way. Megan cried with laughter at that. "RIGHT. I'LL DO IT." Batman had finally cracked. After several minutes of talk about things nobody needed to know, he drew a diagram on the whiteboard behind him. "Batman?" Conner inquired. "Yes?" "How did you learn to draw like that?" He had to say that quite loud, as Raquel was busy puking up waffles into a bin behind her desk.

"I went to art school." Batman replied. "No you didn't!" Robin said. "You don't know everything, Robin!" He stated. "See, that's where you're wrong!" Robin responded. "How did you really learn to draw like that?" Megan asked. "Playboys." Everyone groaned. Zatara stepped up, looking very snazzy (he had just spent the last hour rolling his suit down). "Batman, really?" He inquired. "He's lying there, too!" Robin interjected. "He has encrypted files on the bat computer, and lets just say it wasn't meeting schedules." Everyone groaned.

That was really long... But worth it! R&R.