KRAZY KHURA'IN ADVENTURES 2

CASE 5

TURNABOUT FOR THE HOLY MOTHER

"ugh im so fuckin bored" said datz "weve already got all them people out of jail and defended everyone in the country"

"yea" said apollo

"apollo where have u been" said ahlbi "weve hat to defend jesus without u"

"sry albi i was at the castle fighting for defense attorney rights" said apollo

"didnt we win them like months ago" said datz

"uhhhhh" said apollo "not quite"

"wat" said datz

"dat prosecutor woman lai'ght speir'iht has been fighting reeallly hard to bring back the defense capability act cause so we might be fucked"

"come on fuck" said ahlbi "lets just discuss dis with the queen, she is a reasonable woman"

"ok but it wont do shit" said apollo

they went to the castle

"SALT" shouted the guards "state ur name and occupation"

"wat tis isnt cort" said datz but he almost got stabbed

"ANSWER DE QUESTION"

"A-A-A-POLLO JUSTICE ACE AT-"

"torney" finished the guard

"wat" said apollo

"werent u listening i said "ashitney" o wait u were talking over me fucking idiot"

"HEY TATS BEING SHIT" shouted datz pulling his knife out and he battled the guard across the hall slashin at him until he cut him in the arm

"its ok hell survive" said datz

"yea but u can be arrested for assault" said the other guard

"FUCK" said datz and he was surrounded by the guard

"stop" the voice said

the guard turned and so did apollo and ahlbi and they saw lai'ght walking to them

"dont bother arrest him hell be suffering much worse penalty soon"

"uh ok" said guard going back to work

"heyyyyyy thanks pal couldve escaped anyway" said datz

"not in max security prison" said lai'ght "wich is where the 3 of u will be goin"

"why"

"cause defense"

"y we won the case all the way back then" said ahlbi

"kek not everyone around here wants u shit fucks around here u no" said laight "ur just 3 people who beat the queen and ur all defense attorneys how many peeple think garans arrest was fuckshit?"

she left before the answer (the answer was "fuck you bitch" if i had a way id put this upside down so u could have tried this urself but cant sorryyyy)

"anyway lets see queen" said datz

"YES" said ahlbi gettin excited and blushin cause the queen secretly liked him (shes pedofile, which is canon cause shes seen being pedophile for him in spirit of justice)

the door opened slowly with great sound effects and the camera zoomed into the throne

a woman with white hair was standing there and next to her was a girl in pink clothes and she walked down to them

"ohai apollo" said her

"hello pearl- i mean the real rayfa padma khurain" said apollo

the place suddenly turned black

"(yea so this is pearl fey but phoenix wright proved she was the real rayfa and the actual real rayfa was her body double so now shes here damnnnn right lol hey why are you so surprised couldnt u see her every time a divination seance was done in this game?)" thought apollo in introduction as the world was normal again

"QUEEN PEAFA WHYR U ILLEGAL US WERE THE HEROES NOT THEM" shouted ahlbi but not because he was scared of the defense culpibilty act but because if he talked slowly itd sound awkward

"shes not" said the white "i amara sigatar khurain might cause IM the queen"

"WHAT" shouted datz "but rayfa is"

"no, the queen has to be 18"

"uhhhhh but wat if she is 18" said apollo

"shes 14"

"but doesnt she LOOK 18" said ahlbi

"she looks younger than u"

ahlbi got angry so apollo and datz decided to b the grown ups

"come on lets be reasonable" said datz "lets have a vote"

"a wat"

"lets have everyone in the country vote if defense attorneys shud be legal or not"

"ok" said amara

===LATER===

"o holy queen the results are done" said lai'ght

"dat was quick" said apollo

"we have scary bailiffs thats why" said lai'ght "anyway according to the computers the amount of voters who voted illegal is..."

the number calculated the votes

and 3 green numbers appeared

"100%"

"WHAT" shouted ahlbi

"WHAT" shouted datz

"WHAT" shouted pearl

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" shouted apollo

"WHAT" shouted amara "srsly even im surprised at that"

"heh heh heh" laughed lai'ght "game over apollo, well actually i suppose in dis game the term we use for dat is... GUILTY!"

THE DOORS BROKE DOWN AND MEN IN PURPLE SURROUNDED THE THREE OF DEM

"O HOLY MOTHER" shouted datz "SAVE US"

"ok" said the holy mother and laight filled the entire room

===LATER===

apollo woke up with datz and ahlbi in the clouds

"where are we" said apollo

"ur in heaven" said a holy daughter

"WAT WE DIED" shouted datz

"no the holy mother answered ur prayer and saved u from death" said a holy son

"oh ok" said ahlbi "wheres the holy mother"

"she was arrested for 100 murders" said the holy cousin

"WHAT" shouted the three and they jumped off the cloud and they all landed in the detention center

"WHAT HAPPENED" shouted apollo

"i was arrested for murdering the amara royal guards" said the holy mother "o i am a dark mother send me to hell"

"no" said apollo "o holy mother i promise to prove ur innocent"

"but ur a defense attorney go kill yourself u dark nonholy atheistic shit" said the holy mother and she left

"ill prove it" said apollo "ill make ur innocence!"

TO BE CONTINUED