Author's Note: I hope some people will like this story, and I hope it is not some crappy story that no one reads.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Zelda games ******

Navi: Wake up! Listen, Look, Watch out!

Link: Zzzzzzzz.

Navi: WAKE UP!!

Link: Huh? Who are you?

Navi: I'm Navi. We must go see the Great Deku Tree!

Link: Dickhead Tree? Ewwwww!

Navi: DEKU TREE! Come on!

Link: Ok

Link and Navi walked outside of Link's tree house thingy and walked to where the Great Deku Tree stood. A boy was standing in the way.

Link: Hi Mido! See my faerie?

Mido: So, you finally have a faerie. But I will never accept you as one of us!

Link: Who cares? Now move over! I need to see the Great Dickhead Tree!

Navi: DEKU TREE!

Link: Whatever

Mido: You don't even have a sword or shield

Link: So what?

Mido: You don't even have a sword or shield

Link: Just move!

Mido: You don't even have a sword or shield

Link: JUST MOVE!!! Mido: You don't even have a sword or shield

Navi: Come on! We must see the Great Deku Tree!

Link: But he won't move!

Mido: You don't even have a sword or shield.

Navi: Come on!

Navi dragged Link by the ear to the shop.

Link: OWWWW!!

Navi: Shut up! We have to buy some stuff

Girl: Hi Link! Press Z to lock on and talk to me!

Link:??

Girl: giggle giggle

Navi: Just ignore her

Link and Navi walked into the shop. A little guy was bobbing up and down behind the counter.

Shopkeeper: Move the stick thing on your controller to the thing you want to buy and press A to buy it.

Link: .

Shopkeeper: Or you can talk to me

Link: Ok, I'll do that

Shopkeeper: We don't sell swords

Link: What do you want to talk about?

Shopkeeper: We don't sell swords

Link: .

Navi: We need 40 rupees to buy a shield

Link: Ok

They walked out of the shop.

Navi: Where are we going to get rupees?

Link: Shut up, I'm thinking.

Navi: That could take awhile

After about and hour, Link ran back into the shop.

Link: Hey bobbing person! I want a shield!

Shopkeeper: That will be 40 rupees, please

Link: What are you talking about, it's Free Day!

Shopkeeper: Huh? No its not!

Link: YES!

Shopkeeper: NO!

Link: YES!

Shopkeeper: NO!

Link: NO!

Shopkeeper: YES!

Link: Ok then, give me my shield!

The shopkeeper looking confused, handed over Link's Shield. Link and Navi went outside.

Navi: There had to be an easier way to do that.

Link: Oh, well. I got my shield, didn't I?

Navi: sigh.let's find a sword

Link: Let's ask the know-it-all brothers. They know everything

Link and Navi walk to their house and go inside. Link: Where is a sword?

Brother 1: Sword

Brother 2: Sword

Brother 3: Sword

Navi: Can we go somewhere else?

Link: These guys are weird

Brother 1: Cave

Brother 2: Cave

Brother 3: Cave

Link and Navi leave the house.

Link: Now what?

Navi: I know! We can get some ice cream!

Link: Uh, no. How about we see Saria?

Navi: Ok

Link and Navi walk to where the big climby thingy is and enter the Lost Woods. They walk through a log and wind up at the entrance.

Link: How did we get here?

Navi: Dunne, let's try again

Link and Navi walk through a log and wind up at the entrance.

Link: I'M CONFUSED!!!

Navi: I'm not surprised

Link: Let's not go through there again

Navi: Let's go back to the shop. Maybe someone there can help us

Link: I doubt that anyone can help you, Navi Navi: SHUT UP!!

Link and Navi walk back to the shop.

Girl: giggle giggle

Link: I don't understand her.

They walk into the shop. The guy was still bobbing up and down.

Link: Do you know where a sword is?

Shopkeeper: We don't sell swords

Link: You told me

Shopkeeper: We don't sell swords

Navi: I give up!

Link: Never give up!

Navi: What do you know about giving up?

Link: Nothing. I just know about head injuries.

Shopkeeper: We don't sell swords.

Link and Navi leave the shop. Navi pulls Link over to a small cave.

Link: OWWWW!

Navi: Shut up! Go through this cave

Link went through the cave. A big rock was rolling around. Link dodged the rock and found a treasure chest. Link opened it and pulled out the Kokiri Sword.

Link: WHEEEEEEE! I FOUND IT!!!

Navi: Let's go see the Deku Tree.

Link and Navi walked over to Mido. He was still standing there

Link: Can we go see the Great Dickhead Tree now?

Navi: DEKU TREE! Mido: Hmph! How did you get to be the favorite of the Deku Tree and Saria? Link: Just let us through!

Mido moved over scowling. Link and Navi walked to the Deku Tree.

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I know this was kind of slow, but it will get more exciting in the future. The reason it took Link so long to find the Kokiri Sword was because of his stupidity. Later!