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Pein was at his wits end. All the Akatsuki were bach at the HQ now and not a single pair had managed to bring back with them anything of use. What was even worse was that they had all decided to go on strike! The reason why? They wanted a fing Holiday!

Oh crap! Pein thought to himself. Whith all this effin and jeffin he'd started to sound like Hidan! The horror!

And while Pein sat there trying to decide whether he should let them have a holiday or not and at the same time questioning his sanity; the Akatsuki members were deciding where they wanted to go.

"Somewhere with a beach!" Was Kisames want.

"With nice, hot sunshine! It helps my leaves produce Aloe Vera. Which in turn is good for my skin!" Zetsus.

"Sun! Are you kidding!? I might ruin my beutiful, pale complexion by: Getting. A. Tan!!!" Was Itachis horrified response to Zetsus idea.

"You wimp! It's called suncream!" Was Deidara's snappy response. He then proceeded to mutter about 'Self absorbed, stupid, retarted Mr Got no Brains Uchihas.'

"I wants a beach too! Can I make a sandcastle with you Kisame-senpai?! If I make one with Deidara it'll probably explode..."

"I want a place with a fing beach too. I am actualy smart enough to remember that wonderful fing creation called suncream-" Itachi: "Hn." "-so my pale complexion wont darken. Although; I think I would look fing damn sexy with a tan..." Was of course Hidans input.

"Why do you want a beach Priest-Boy? I mean Tobis and Kisames reasons are pretty obvious. Tobi likes sand-castle and Kisames a big fish!-" Kisame: "Hey!" " But you? I don't think I ever envisioned you sunbathing on a beach!" Deidara was a bit confuzzled here.

"Because; sand is a very god soaker upper of blood! Which means more sacrifices for Jashin-sama! Aren't I the bestest!"

Everybody looked at him wierd.

"What...?"

Pein Enters

"I've decided." Pein instantly regretted what he was about to say when everyone surrounded him so they could hear. He was being crushed.

"You." Everone got closer. "Can." Everyone got closer and now he was scared. "Not have a holiday." Everyone raised weapons. "Unless you let me come too!"

And very strangely the leader-sama was smothered with hugs. Okay were these guys on crack!?

All of a sudden:

"Oy glow-eyed weasel! Your standing on me!"

Okay now Pein definitely regretted his desicion! Would he survive a holiday with these guys!?