My third fanfic. I'm thinking of making a whole series of '30 Ways to Annoy...' fanfics.

Disclaimer: I love Naruto and all but no one is giving the rights to them as a gift to me. Not even for Christmas.

30 Ways to Annoy Kakashi Hatake

1. Make s'mores at his doorstep without offering him any.

2. Tell him you're using his Icha Icha collection as fuel for the fire.

3. Record him throwing kunai and shuriken at you.

4. Show the video to Iruka and laugh while Iruka lectures him on child abuse.

5. Tell him he's old on account of his grey hair.

6. Ask him his REAL age over and over again although he's already told you his real age.

7. Say, "That's seems far too young for a man with THAT much grey hair.." in an German accent when he tries to give up.

8. Dress up as a clown and stalk him.

9. Blow loud raspberries whenever he sits down.

10. Tell his fangirls AND fanboys his address.

11. Tell the ANBU Kakashi really hates them.

12. Act like his mother, with an English accent.

13. Tell Gai Kakashi just challenged him to a race around the world in 24 hours, wearing nothing but loincloths.

14. Hide under his bed.

15. Wear sparkly, glow-in-the-dark plastic fangs and pop out from under the bed singing 'Auld Lang Syne' and strike the good guy pose in front of him while he's trying to sleep at night.

16. Burn his all masks, including the one on his face.

17. Send out a message to all his fangirls and fanboys, saying he's mask-less.

18. Watch him suffer while they try to grope him from some place he can see you laugh.

19. Auction his apartment to a charity organization.

20. Send a note to Iruka saying Kakashi loves him.

21. Eat all his food and replace them with instant ramen.

22. Spray water on his crotch in public, making it seem like he wet his pants.

23. Burn his Icha Icha collection in a bonfire in his kitchen and dance around it chanting, "boom shaka laka laka, boom shaka laka laka" wearing war-paint.

24. Send him pink roses while he's on a mission.

25. Pay Naruto to seduce him with Sexy no Jutsu.

26. Bribe Tsunade with sake to send him on pathetic C-rank babysitting missions only.

27. Bribe Jiraiya to tell him he's stopped the Icha Icha series as he is about to become a monk.

28. Attempt to put make-up on his mask. Repeatedly.

29. Buy flowers for all the girls in Konoha and put the bill on his tab.

30. Dye his hair purple and yellow and start calling him Mr. Mutated Pineapple Head.

Flames and/or reviews totally welcome. Thank you for reading.