4rd part of Through The Thin Walls Verse


Imagine you're in one of those cheap motel rooms where light is so dim you stumble all the time, and you don't want to know if this obstacle was alive or just a piece of furniture. And through the thin motel walls you can hear the conversation in the next room.

"Stop smiling, Sam"
"I am not"
"At least you could pretend you're sorry"
"You know, Dean, I didn't do it on purpose"
"Hell you did! You laundered my jeans with a napkin in its pocket. And now the phone number on the napkin is unreadable. I wanted to call that girl, you know?"
"Dude, you'll find another girl. Besides I'm not going to check your pockets anymore. I always find gross things in them."
"What gross things could possibly be there?"
"Your food for example"
"Oh come on Sam. That were only two fries. Maybe three. And they were packed in a--"
"--in a napkin. The packet was full of green mold when I found those fries in the jeans. And by the way, that were my jeans, you know?"
"Get over it, Sammy. Besides it was only one time"
"And what about the candy bar?"
"What candy bar?"
"The one which had bite marks on it, and appeared to be a year after an expiration date when I found it. That kind of gross I mean, Dean"
"And what about you? You think I'm the only one who has strange things in the packets? Once I found a book in one of yours"
"Oh yeah, Dean, but you're the only one who thinks a book is a gross thing"
"But it was a poetry book!"
"So? I had to read poetry for my English class"
"I found it two days ago!"
"Wait. Why did you search my pockets two days ago?"
"Um… I was looking for the keys"
"Keys? Dean, what were you looking for?! And who are you calling right now?"
(the tunes of "My heart will go on")
"Dean?! You didn't!?"
"Yes I did! Funny, don't you think?"
"Funny? You think it's funny?!? You changed all my rings in my cell phone to Celine's songs and you think it's funny?"
"Oh come on, not all the rings. I think you'll find Britney's song too"
"I'm so gonna kill you!"
(the tunes of "My heart will go on")
"Dean, stop calling me! You are so dead… as soon as I'll change my rings back. Hey, where do you think you're going?!"
"You ruined my date by laundering a napkin with a girl's number on it so now I have to go and find the girl. It's all your fault!"
"What? Dean--"
(the door's bang)
(the tunes of "My heart will go on")